Hani

Rhymes with Danny
Re-sodding my presence here after several years fallow
Have no real followers. It’s great. I can kinda do whatever. Highly recommend 👌🏾

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@whit67465 @nikicaga . . . in Boston, a city he probably lost like 7-1

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@JBKSchlossberg Do you?

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

In a way, don’t we all wear a mask daily?

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@caoimhinof Are you my therapist's alt?

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@glowurmcom @MikeLaChance33 A lot of people on this thread actually, honestly believe that Obama is still president of somewhere

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@lesbianlamine I understand. He was a AAA during the World Cup

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@eW8fkgAM52GS9xW @theKnowerOfStuf @nxd1979 My closest bear friend has described the community as being actively bad for his mental health.

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@ZaidJilani I've been hearing about taqiyya for the better part of fourteen months now and it still hasn't happened yet (also I've been Muslim all my life and have only heard Islamophobes bring this up)

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@gplynch @XanderGalbraith They're also very late Gen X Horny Female Dad Rock-coded

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@MacThaGOATTTT A lot of you were like “Kat will clean up in Evanston” and then express shock that she lost to *the mayor of Evanston* in a congressional district that includes a lot of very normie suburbs that are basically Long Island but less overtly racist.

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@MacThaGOATTTT Also a lot of very online people who don’t live in the state or congressional district in question seem to like to make very broad categorical statements about who lives there and what they respond to politically.

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@AkilahObviously Maybe a third of Gen X experienced high school and college under Reagan and absorbed a lot of his politics and another third that effectively graduated college into 9/11. This was also probably the last cohort that could experience any real upward mobility without college

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@ok_post_guy Ok but who is Melania hair twirling at? The People’s Liberation Army?

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@Booyaz @groove_sdc It’s like this weird correlative of Trumpism where she is always being failed, even when the outcome is positive, if it any ways benefits anybody they don’t like.

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@Booyaz @groove_sdc The thing you have understand about KH*ve is that it’s largely disconnected from anything Kamala Harris has ever actually said or done so any volitional act on her part that violates their priors is proof that she is being used or disrespected.

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@michiganstan25 @richard_clock1 “He should’ve answered the bad faith question by somebody who is transparently a plant in good faith by accepting its premise,” is some pretty weak reasoning

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@JohnCSmalls @BookerGWash I wouldn’t waste your breath. Today he was complaining that Mamdani wasn’t going to join the Columbia encampment, which doesn’t even exist anymore. He keeps firing blanks and screaming GOTCHA!

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@FainFest2028 @fuckyouiquit And only New York can produce this very specific kind of precocious theatre kid from an academic/high culture background. The LA equivalent wouldn’t go into politics at all, the Chicago equivalent wouldn’t still be living there as an adult, and the DC equivalent is actively evil.

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@kristenisbored @jbarro Because he was telling 20 other less embarrassing but more easily refutable lies at the same time. This lie is the loss leader

[Hani @darkbloomesq]

@jaycaspiankang The horseshoe of cultural reactionary boomers and precocious Columbia faculty kids