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the lewdest road cone.

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pick up a heavy weapon like the plasma turret and try to upskirt master chief #HaloInfinite

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kangaroo just ran into the side of my truck and lou be like

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imagine my disappointment when after 5 starring The Fisherman, he does not give you a way to fish from rivers. that you can literally see swimming around in there.

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there is a settlement with a therapist character in death stranding 2 and the first thing he gives you when you meet them is heavy artillery weapons for the magellan.

was kinda hoping for like a stress ball you could equip and squeeze to regain some stamina or something.

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had the urge to reinstall division 2. then i saw this and immediately uninstalled. dark zone is the worst.

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@GeekyPanda404 vaguely recall watching one but it apparently was quite forgettable to me.

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WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING SWORD ART ONLINE GAMES WHICH ARE ABOUT PLAYING ONLINE WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU CANNOT PLAY ONLINE WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THEY DOING

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this guy lost a location tracking beacon in his own front lawn.

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@Bvnnyw1 @Nomitys *wonk* *wonk*

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seems a bit... bigger than i remember.

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6 game play hours ago, yesterday for me, this guy and his friend were walking up the right side of this ramp. i swung my truck around the left corner and down the left side. this moron decided to leap in front of my truck and got knocked out. and his friend just left him.

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kojima studio is admitting nixxies is important and you should just send bug reports directly to them. this is not a complaint, this is me making fun of arrowhead games for still pretending they are the ones working on helldivers 2 when nixxies does all the work for them.

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if death stranding had real modding i would make it so you can tow things with the trucks. its goofy we have floating carriers you can chain two of, but no trailers >_>

also being able to attach a carrier to the coffin board.

but i mostly just want to tow a second truck 🤣

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@AI_EmeraldApple i dont trust people with triangle faces.

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i like how these places have actual designations and they elected to paint "mine near f3 crater" on the wall instead of the unique identifier or anything useful like what this mine even can produce.

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slappy being involved explains a lot about the series of unfortunate events that resulted in dollman.

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was cooler when the hood was up but it auto flips down when you step inside

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excuse me miss is your mother home? i am dressed like a carrot.

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when you say "go to private room" why does it not let sam shower BEFORE goes to bed? not only just for the clean sake but that also cures frostbite and sunburn and that would be a lot more comfortable to sleep with. #deathstranding2

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@Danyzerome i get that same outdated feeling with my programming too if i pause a project for too long. despite nothing having happened in-industry to actually make what i've done outdated.

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english pornsites: "popular in united states: teach your whore step-mom a lesson."

japanese pornsites: "i repair the family dishonour after my parents divorced by sleeping with my mother in place of my father his new girlfriend isn't even that sexy."