Dark conversions are dirty, powerful, and absolutely thrilling.
They don’t win awards, they win money.
Fake timers, manipulative copy, sneaky cross-sells, urgency stacking.
Not for everyone. But damn, they work.
More soon.
24 landing page formats printing right now (found with Gethookd API in 10 min) :
breaking news article https://t.co/nQojMaKL8G
Ad: https://t.co/yYVxfaB9Ja
investigation piece https://t.co/mUGoCymAlV
Ad: https://t.co/nHShE1SS3J
as seen on TV
https://t.co/Rb6ioS78SF
Ad: https://t.co/rUPRwvVQL5
doctor warning https://t.co/hNLuZwLD8q
Ad: https://t.co/xsHxHJJJ0f
insider whistleblower https://t.co/ilsK0qopZw
Ad: https://t.co/hzzN0p4MVh
mainstream media roundup
https://t.co/oEvb7f2mRB
Ad: https://t.co/YEuVq6yWOu
founder story https://t.co/0g57ymA6TT
Ad: https://t.co/A7xjfApUjF
transformation journal
https://t.co/fi7zs49gm2
Ad: https://t.co/MO9hcsnTRL
I tried it for 30 days https://t.co/cMC526grOB
Ad: https://t.co/wz8wbCYxY9
customer diary
https://t.co/Cry36wqIRQ
Ad: https://t.co/UG8a4VJvb4
before/after case study https://t.co/ds8qKU8uLm
Ad: https://t.co/tmCga6tQ3c
mom discovery https://t.co/G10pdpLsSf
Ad: https://t.co/EqHsuS9lkD
what my doctor didn't tell me https://t.co/ygGwWd2Wac:
Ad: https://t.co/qPm8rErhMj
5 reasons why https://t.co/Sl3io1jqVZ
Ad: https://t.co/ilGQdkZeB7
top 3 alternatives compared https://t.co/zAqn1zlOHD
Ad: https://t.co/r8uF4AxGX1
6 hidden causes https://t.co/R59ZIFoC6R
Ad: https://t.co/ql3IIQogiv
symptom quiz https://t.co/Cq2IF6u6Qe
Ad: https://t.co/BpCOlqM0FE
am I a candidate https://t.co/WYJiWaQYyy
Ad: https://t.co/kMk0ZDShwA
personality-match quiz https://t.co/wpN0sEfKwB
Ad: https://t.co/YPlsnkCfdv
MD-written article https://t.co/UDTRtu7X1q
Ad: https://t.co/Dzbp3Vh3vl
Harvard study breakdown
https://t.co/FShC6WFoOl
Ad: https://t.co/zsp48D8MLa
doctor's protocol reveal
https://t.co/cHDD35hubE
Ad: https://t.co/ZM98asiquK
the truth about (category myth-bust) https://t.co/QVw2Q5MTHi
Ad: https://t.co/NfdyNY9Ni9
And a 200+ more here: https://t.co/SucjTv0UW5
Enjoy and print mfers
claymation ads are actually f*cking insane
this 51 second video came out of a script and nothing else
i didn't write a storyboard, design a character, or open an editor...
it split the script into scenes, built every frame, and stitched it itself
i've tested this to death and worked out the exact setup that keeps one clay character consistent across a full length ad
nobody scrolls past these because their brain hasn't built a filter for claymation yet
so f*ck it, i'm giving away the whole system:
> the exact build, script to finished animation, in 5 mins
> how i make full 60s animations in 1 prompt, no editing
> the script structure that works for animation
> how i hold one character across every scene
rt + comment "CLAY" if you want the full system, and i'll send it
(gotta be following so i can dm)
Grok + Claude = AI Content Factory
We built a fully automated system that repurposes, localizes, and launches winning content across hundreds of creator-style accounts.
It’s so effective it feels like running Facebook ads in 2008.
- CPMs as low as $0.10
- no reliance on paid ads
- no ghost creators
- no wasting samples
- no lost time
My $300/monthly tech stack which replaced $50k+ budget:
- grok for product research and viral script ideas
- cruva social 1 for recently viral content ideas from competitors
- grok for images
- arcads grok for video
- now using my own phone posting affiliate network for automated posting
Here’s how it works:
•Each AI Agent spins up an avatar profile, built to sell my products through shoppable videos.
•Agents are prompted to research the niche, scrape winning TikTok Shop videos, and rebuild them with new hooks, angles, and UGC-style visuals tailored to your brand.
•They create and post daily using my tech stack onto affiliate accounts
No touchpoints. No delays.
Just shoppable videos going live and GMV compounding every week.
Then we use an MPS (Multi-Platform Swarm) approach:
once the concept works on IG/FB pages, we deploy hundreds of AI Agents to flood the niche with variations that all drive back to your Shop and Amazon listing.
I’m giving you access to the full stack — the ai content strategy for scaling via ai, ready to plug into your Shop today.
Comment “Workflow” and I’ll send you everything.
(must be connected)
PS – Repost for early access to the full eCOM AI SCALING content factory system.
supplement brands doing $40k a day are not running polished commercial ads
they're running one format
>a real person
>a real kitchen
>a real routine
the product is just sitting there naturally like it belongs
>no big claims
>no before and after
>no loud voiceover
just a normal moment that makes the viewer think
"that could be my routine too"
ai makes it possible to produce 50 versions of this in a single afternoon
>same product
>different moment
>different person
>different reason to buy
rt + comment "supplement" and i'll send the full creative breakdown
(must be following for dm)
kimi k3 + hermes finds local businesses with ugly or zero websites, builds them a real one and sends the owner a loom-style video of it
i sold my first website on literally my first dm, just off a loom video
the system you can run as a one-person agency:
- it scrapes one niche off google maps and flags everyone without a site
- it keeps only rated, reviewed, still-alive businesses
- pulls the owner's name from review replies
- kimi k3 writes each site from their real reviews, nothing invented
- a face-cam walkthrough plays over the new site
- the owner clicks, sees their business look professional, claims the site
every step from sourcing to outreach is fully automated
reply "SITE" + RT and i'll send you a free guide so you can build this too (must be following so i can DM you)
i'm LEAKING our entire AI UGC hook library:
we use these EXACT 50 openers to stop the scroll across every client account we run...
this is literally the difference between content nobody sees and content that goes VIRAL.
like + comment "HOOKS" and i'll send it over
(must be following + RT for priority access)