Thwomp

games and memes yo

[Things You Don’t Know @Thingsyoudontkw]

🚨 A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"

🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

Another George Floyd by the name of Di-Quan Schafar went around the city trying to murder women

He should be executed.

This is why every woman should carry a gun🔫

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, the situation in Spain looks crazy!

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

hey man, you’re finally awake! ai? iran? trump? huh? you mean the gameshow host? come on. it’s 2014. lets own some SJWs with facts & logic 😎

NEW VIDEO: Shoe0nhead reacts to Shoe0nhead & reflects on how stupid everything was/is

👇
https://t.co/9s7ANeaATr

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

HAWLEY: "What day of the week is it today?"

FAUCI: "I respectfully decline to answer...."

HAWLEY: "What color tie are you wearing?"

FAUCI: "I respectfully decline to answer..."

HAWLEY: "What color is the carpet in front of you?"

FAUCI: "I respectfully decline to answer..."

HAWLEY: "Let's just get ONE THING STRAIGHT. You DON'T HAVE any rights under the Fifth Amendment because you've been pardoned... You know that. Your lawyers... shifting nervously in their chairs, they know it."

"This isn't about the Constitution... This is about contempt. Contempt for this body and contempt for the American people."

[Boys Being Boys @boysbelnboys]

How do you even discover you have such a talent?

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

Well, there it is:

Universal Mail-In Ballots:

This woman has never voted in a presidential election other than for Donald Trump in 2020.

While reviewing her voting history, it shows that Democrats have been voting for her in the last three elections.

Pass the SAVE America Act.

[Harpsibored @harpsibored]

POV: you just had lettuce at Taco Bell

[Monty Python @montypython]

History’s greatest artefact: “It’s very nice”

#MontyPython

[John @TheCassiniGames]

Ngl this might the best bug of all time in Assassin's Creed 😂

[Thwomp @darkdragoon52]

@aaliyahvtuber_ Hi

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The Star Wars trilogy we actually wanted

[MP10 @MusicPills10]

🐶🐾

[EeveeSite @EeveeSite]

Most Accurate Real life Pokemon Battle Ever!

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Is it something I said, bro? 🤣

[Thwomp @darkdragoon52]

@CuriosityonX Earthlings are violent, diseased and destructively dumb