emily

evil bisexual autist ,,,, pug mom, 26, she/they

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

The smell of weed in public gives me the same feeling of hearing the ice cream truck as a child

[Eden @Edenedddy]

我的鸡巴真是又粗又长，刚刚拉裤拉链的时候不小心手滑，鸡巴直接弹出来把窗户弹烂了捅穿了对面那栋楼的承重柱，一瞬间楼全垮了所有人都死在里面。我也因为鸡巴大被抓了说我私藏核武器，关着坐了几年牢出来大鸡巴已经被没收了所以变成了一个女孩子。

[k @kirazepam]

mixing weed and alcohol on a late summer night

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

[emily @darkeming]

Yearly tweet complete, bye

[emily @darkeming]

Lindsay Graham x Mitch McConnell Friends To Lovers, Hurt/No Comfort, Dead Dove, Heavy Angst, Character Death, Omegaverse, Doomed Toxic Yaoi, No Beta we die like Charlie Kirk

[sev @sevariiia]

They*

[Wolf @wolfdetergent]

Some fat bears I've doodled

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

Absolutely incredible thumbnail I've just encountered

[Daily Scaramouche ☂️ @DailyWanderers]

what