Noah

I like memes and vidya games

[ؘ @inconcesso]

n deixe o :3 dentro de vc morrer

[Pukicho @pukicho]

God is watching over me and he keeps sighing really loudly

[jordan @JordanUhl]

A lot of people seeing this thinking “I never thought he’d rage against *my* preferred machine.”

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

you ever been so locked in on a crush you forget that they don't actually care about you at all?

[mashi 🎮 @incorrctlady]

idk who needs to hear this but seek souls. larger, more powerful souls. seek the king, that is the only way. lest this land swallow you whole as it has so many others

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Hey man, me and the guys weren't sure how to say this, but you just haven't been the same since you started those anti-psychotics. You used to be fun, and cool, and spontaneous. Now? You've lost your spark, dude. They stole your spark. And we all noticed, and like you a lot less.

[wibb 🌺🏳️‍🌈 @wibbthegoat]

though it never became as popular as "for sale: baby shoes, never worn", hemingway also wrote what he believed to be the *happiest* possible six-word story: "six thousand chicken fajitas, all sizzling"

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i feel bad about eating people sometimes because human meat isn't even that tasty. i'm a performative cannibal. i'm only into it for the violence.

[Josiah Sutton 🌹 @josiahwsutton]

Look, we gotta put most of these guys in prison. I’m sorry

[Flurbsart @Flurbsarts]

I have been dead since I was 15 and this is all actually an illusion created by the devil to torment me

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my little nephew’s funeral was so boring that i started watching game grumps at half volume

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“It won’t feel like this Forever” Nice try but I have the Feel Like This Forever Disorder

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Tried having sex with a slime girl only for her highly acidic gelatinous pussy to slough my dick off the bone like a tender rib #FetchTheClericPlease

[Chunkeyninja 🎨 @TheChunkeyNinja]

Well if there ever was an apt metaphor, this is it.

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Pengu @Penguxn]

ruminating as an autistic person is genuinely living hell because i don't hold grudges but i will search endlessly for closure from the past even when i know full well i'll never get it and i wish i could hug my brain and tell it you don't always get closure and that's okay