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@grok where should the city of Jacksonville, Florida relocate the John E. Goode Pre-trial Detention Facility?

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@ActionNewsJax Damn, you could have given me credit for the photo.

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Insulting @jsosheriff via sky banner is a bold move.

@wjxt4 @NateMonroeTU @jaxdotcom

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@lennycurry Sour cream?

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@olivegarden @tkelce I’m gonna be all like “HI I USED TO WORK HERE SO WE ARE GONNA ORDER OFF THE SECRET MENU. I’LL HAVE A RIBEYE COVERED IN RAVOLI TIL YOU CANT SEE THE STEAK AND THE LADY WILL HAVE THE 27 LAYER LASAGNA AND A GLASS VASE FULL OF MINESTRONE WITH A BOBA STRAW”

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@LightsCameraPod A Sopranos meme appropriating a popular tweet to comment upon the 3rd remake of an 1962 children’s book is the perfect metaphor for modern existence. Whomever finds the ashes of this civilization will find us impossible to understand and deserving of our fate.

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@edsbs

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@edsbs Gene Simmons X Cole Haan

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If only there was some way to work from home and also own a chair.

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Shocking 3D model reveals what ‘damaging’ remote work could do to our bodies https://t.co/AGIEeSfijm

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@Demetrius82 @Jaguars Bring back trough-style urinals. Individual urinals are impersonal and lack a sense of community.

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@tiffanysalameh @wjxt4 The "Jumbo" hotdogs at the @JaxShrimp concession stand are the same size as the regular hotdogs. When confronted with this truth, the vendors will respond "the jumbos are all beef." HOWEVER, that is not what "jumbo" means. Please deliver justice unto me.

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@tealtalk In the early 90s right before getting on the Buckman northbound there was a billboard of a dragon eating a car that said "Beware the Buckman's Bite." I am assuming this gave it the bump over the Fuller Warren.

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@nanjpowell @tealtalk too haunted.

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@WJCTNews Bold and powerful choice to go with the eyepatch portrait on the memorial.

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@emdrums I voted after smashing a #12 at @LaNopalera before going home (where my bathroom is) so, basically the same thing.
#sufferage

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Looks like it's time to embrace hucking batteries at our enemies as a cultural touchstone. Go cats.

[Alexandria Mansfield @alexandriammans]

Same.

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@jimmyforjax

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@JAXChamber @DonnaDeegan @NateMonroeTU
The jail is so close to the stadium the inmates can talk to the players with one of those phones made of two cans and a piece of string.

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@NateMonroeTU If only she had specifically agreed not to do that kind of thing when she obtained basically every FINRA license during her career in regulated finance.

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@NikkiFried My favorite book got banned from public schools bc it depicts a man eating a hotdog with his eyes closed. Not sure we are in the purp yet.

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The jail is so close to the stadium the inmates can talk to the players with one of those phones made of two cans and a piece of string.