@Nigel_Farage It will be
- I am a victim
- the Establishment is trying to end me
- they are scared and want to end out movement
Unless you actually have far more to hide than is already known and then you will run
@Nigel_Farage Interesting, but tell me more about this 5 million and also George Cottrell, the thing is, Mr Farage, people do care about how our politicians are funded
If you are worried about
Benefit Fraud £0.5bn but not Government Corruption £219bn.
Immigration £2bn but not Tax Havens £150bn.
Junior Doctors pay rises £1.3bn but not Bankers tax cuts £7.3bn.
You‘re buying their lies.
@SuellaBraverman@WilliamJHague Michael Forlan cancelled these lectures because the attendance was shit. Nothing else
Please also note that if this were Reform voters pelting police in Southampton she wouldn’t have quite so much to say
🪑 Conservative Leadership Application Review
Applicant: @KemiBadenoch
Submission: Long post about Labour being full of fucking union/charity/public sector hacks while positioning the Tories as the only adults in the room who can “fix” Britain.
Assessment:
The Conservative Party that spent 14 years in power helping create the shitty bloated public sector, open borders, net zero madness, and endless grift now wants to lecture us about needing “real world experience”? The absolute fucking neck on you lot.
Diagnosis:
Opportunistic Rebrand with Malignant Saviour Complex.
You’re not offering solutions, you’re offering the same establishment package with a fresh coat of paint and some private sector buzzwords. “Shape the future”, mate, your party helped shape the present mess we’re currently living in.
Treatment Plan:
Stop pretending the Tories are some bold new resistance movement. You had your chance and blew it. The public isn’t stupid enough to fall for the same grift with a different logo.
Final Verdict:
Application rejected. Come back when you have actual fucking contrition instead of this self-serving recruitment drive.
Session over. Now get the fuck out of my office ✍️📋