The Kayaker

Physics, CS, ocean kayaking.

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@BlindGuyTech @airaio @AMIaudio No offense, but pricing is pretty clearly stated on their website. I will predict the next chapter of Aira will be chapter 11. I will use my precious time listening to the driverless car episode instead and my precious dollars @BeMyEyes. Oh right, #BeMyEyesis free.

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@NefMatOli I’m not surprised they were a success, after all… How can you go wrong while baking when you have Meggy eggy in the kitchen!

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@ZoandBertrand @scottzolak @Marc_Bertrand @HardyRadio hardy so close how about The Heaver Damn!

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@BlindGuyTech It’s either the extension cord or the iPhone. OK I’m gonna go with the iPhone.

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@aaron_h2002 @BlindGuyTech @airaio @DoubleTapOnAir @ShaunsShed Sorry, but I think that statement is incorrect. You can only buy additional minutes if you already have a subscription. I simply want to pay for 60 minutes of time and use them whenever I need them without them expiring or having to renew every month.

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@Accessible_Info IMHO Blind or sighted, the ability to read is not the same is the ability to understand. Medical bills are unnecessarily complex and designed for insurance companies rather than normal people. The whole medical system is f’ed up

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@padresj I know one year you cared enough to make it a New Year’s resolution to add alt text to pictures. I know life can move fast, but that’s simple act helps those who need it the most enjoy your humor. Hope you can find those few extra seconds that it takes. 🧑🏻‍🦯

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

BREAKING NEWS: Small group of Rebel fighters spotted flying away from Twitter Headquarters.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Now that the Emperor is in charge of the Galactic Senate, we can move on from silly questions like, "Who ordered the murder of all of the Jedi?" and "Who blew up Alderaan?" to focus on the REAL issue - what was on Han Solo's laptop???

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@padresj Hmm Time to put all those Arduino light projects to good use, don’t you think? ���� #digitalElfPadre

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@BlindGuyTech Maybe I’m old school, but I’ve been using my raspberry pie via SSH and terminal

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@Accessible_Info Use those terms in CS. Describing standards for naming variables and functions originated in Pascal textbooks. Way better than those odd Linux users who are always using underscores who think left & right pinky stretching is a form of exercise. you know who you are #Emacs Users.

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@BlindGuyTech @DoubleTapOnAir @AMIaudio Let me guess… does it tell the time?

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@BioProfBarker Shesh Why am I always saying biologists need more physics classes. I suggest “Mystery of physics: time” on audible. Although I suspect in your case the answer may be even simpler, time flies when you do things you love! 😀

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.

[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

Going to hear @LadyGaga at Fenway Park tonight. I actually have low expectations for accessibility at this event. Wish I had a way to hear what my eyes will be missing.

[The Kayaker @DarkKayaker]

@BlindGuyTech @Saloire It’s not my fault, Sally made me do it, honest. But it was fun learning all about this fascinating weekend cohost. I think the listeners will enjoy learning what makes Sally tick.