Derek Larke

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

@RickHoffman_ Thank you for taking the time to boost my vehicle at the airport today. You’re a gem of a human!

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

@MCO Re-opening tomorrow at noon https://t.co/mKFemCl3us

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

@MCO Expected to re-open November 11 at 12PM EST according to the FAA https://t.co/mKFemCl3us

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Options are a great way to lose money, unless you're the one selling them https://t.co/8mtr9DUn4M

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

If you owe the CRA money, pay up as soon as possible because the prescribed rate is rising again https://t.co/1Z6esht5QA

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Need you to also check which punctuation I use at the end of a text. I've lowered peoples self-esteem sending "That's awesome?"

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Autocorrect: *Gets one word wrong*

Me: Wow fuck you autocorrect, do your job

Also Me: Rhrng ldjdnxh pvmfjs jshabdbc

Autocorrect: Did you mean “Pet stores near me”?

Me: You’re goddamn right I did

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

@realDonaldTrump No. I won this election by A LOT.

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

When it is cold we dress like lambs. #cold #frenchie #bospin #bruce #dontletdadpickmyclothes… https://t.co/duQfmzR53a

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

It’s sports ball time #pats #football #yxe #brady #friends @ The Canadian Brewhouse https://t.co/GxfGzC2swL

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

“If I make cute faces can I stay in bed?” #bruce #yxe #frenchbo #cutenessoverload @ Saskatoon,… https://t.co/qn9EnzR2qo

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

5 more minutes... #forever sleepy #dog #yxe #bruce @ Saskatoon, Saskatchewan https://t.co/YlbyXHe5DS

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Le boo. Happy Halloween. #yxe #halloween @ Saskatoon, Saskatchewan https://t.co/tU8PMcM4Wt

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Keep growing, reaching, moving forward... @ FFUN Motor Sports Saskatoon https://t.co/zD6OvL0gdg

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

"So what happened at work today?"
"Oh I just drove a quad through someone's window"
#nobideal… https://t.co/2pess7uMEz

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

We had some fun this weekend 👌
ffunmotorsports
Photo: kevinhanchuk @ City Of Saskatoon Transit https://t.co/iWqJFDzeFW

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Come out for a rip! FFUN Motor Sports Demo Days on the corner of Idlwyld and 71 Ave! @ City Of… https://t.co/exq3xR6jhz

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Don't expect people to understand you. #stagvision #yxe @ Saskatoon, Saskatchewan https://t.co/oCvymImkcr

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

When you go to the wrong spot to watch fire works but still had a good time all the same! #yxe… https://t.co/b0IV4FtARy

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Morning meetings ffunation #ffunfridays @ FFUN Motor Group https://t.co/QPFcp2mfba

[Derek Larke @darklarke]

Throwback to my @EndySleep mattress coming to life. Really comfortable too. #sleepnorth #yxe… https://t.co/dDSzOQwk7A