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23, she/her (I am Harry Potter’s #1 fan)

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

Great news everyone Harry Potter is NOW pregnant 🫄please enjoy ⬇️

https://t.co/Qg2pP5RWtX

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

Five months later and I’m finally cooking. About halfway done 😭🙏

Here’s a little excerpt that I thought was funny ⬇️

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

It’s just a slippery slope 🤥 also hi moots I’m back! sorry for disappearing 😖

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

When I’m reading a fanfic Twitter thread and you leave me on a cliffhanger, if I see the words“go to my Patreon to read the rest” just know I’m blowing you up with my mind

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

I know the monetization of fanfic is a controversial topic but I’m firmly on the side that it should stay as a hobby and if you wanna make money off writing you should just write your own book with your own characters

[mar 🦋 @avryshwthorne]

ao3 please come back to me

[rae @yuriyaoicide]

fuck it I like older top x younger bottom more than younger top x older bottom reject modernity embrace tradition

[Crow🔞 @netcrow98]

I'm so tired of ppl trying to 'protect' female characters from mlm ships bro just shut up let her get double penetrated bro let her have her cake even if its toxic smh

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

I go on my lunch break and I open my internet browser. Why is it telling me ao3 is down?

How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy my arby’s beef & ched without my ao3?

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

Happy balloon day everyone 😁❤️ I have a tomarry smut one shot cooking in the oven as a gift for everyone 🤧

[val @valcolyte]

to me, every star wars character is lgbtq+ unless proven otherwise

[xia | dennis whitaker medical malpractice lawyer @sunbleachedwhit]

is there ever a fic where harry had a baby with someone and the guy abandoned him but they met again after a few years and the guy is grovelling to be back in their life? Preferably tomarry but I’ll take any at this point 😔

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

@sanazyung I will be there no matter what.

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

@deadbeat_tmr Well yes

[hmdng ⚡ hjp luvr @deadbeat_tmr]

the knights of walpurgis are passing harry around like a blunt

[xia | dennis whitaker medical malpractice lawyer @sunbleachedwhit]

Still cannot decide what is my ult fav tomarrymort trope, but soulmate AU with age gap is rightt up there. V/Tom waiting decades for his soulmate, even thinking that Magic has abandoned him to give everbut him a soulmate. Having to stop k!lling ppl bcs unfortunately-

[Nomi 🗡️ @monstersnuggler]

Oh god. I get it Harry. I get it🤝

[jocelyn! 🫧🦂 @_ladyatomic]

jedi padawan that puts silly charms on their lightsaber like phone charms

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

@fulIcowling f1 enjoyer also liking yaoi… likely place for you to be 🤨

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

me with harry potter luke skywalker will graham soap mctavish jamie tartt wei wuxian dick grayson bruce wayne daryl dixon roman roy jim kirk dean winchester lee haechan kim dokja pedro pascal tony stark dexter (serial killer) charles leclerc jon snow jaime lannister paarthurnax s

[mira❦ @yujiglow]

Me with geto suguru

[m 🥀 @darkmacadamian]

@lobotomy__bird No bc when you stop to think it actually makes a lot of sense…

[mme.bovary @lobotomy__bird]

it does kind of unreasonably hurt my feelings when I see people getting the top/bottom dynamics of certain ships wrong