"Not sure why you'd expect someone who's surrounded by resurrected corpses to smell nice. I'm not gonna bother to waste time showering just to smell like rot 5 minutes later."
"These vampires are just so sloppy. In what world do trick or treaters ask to come in? If you want me to let you in you're gonna need to get a lot more creative than that..."
@VengefulSheriff "Don't get used to it. I'm mostly saying it so we can wrap this up and I can get back to my study. I'll keep myself out of trouble for about as long as it takes for me to leave your view. I don't need my parents chewing me out for getting a police escort home again.."
@VengefulSheriff "Ugh...whatever.. sorry for the assumption or something.. Now are you gonna try confiscating my mentor like the last cop or are we just gonna move on and forget we saw each other..?"
@VengefulSheriff '' My sincerest apologies, 'sheeriff'. I can make it up to 'ya. I saw some no good bandits tryin ta rob the saloon! Maybe while yer 'wranglin em up' you can learn how to mind your own business and find better things to do than harass a teenager. "
@VengefulSheriff "Do you want me to start with the fact that you're openly carrying a six shooter on your hip or the fact that you've been staring at me like I owe you money for the past thirty minutes. . ?"
Been feeling a lot more swayed towards graves recently. Definitely gonna flip soon, but ofc if anybody wants to play with venture instead I'll happily oblige if you ask nicely<3
It's really rude to get mad at them for doing things to you completely unprotected while you were asleep.
It's not their fault you left your body completely exposed to getting pumped full of weeks worth of pent up ballgunk.
"Do you mind giving me a ride home? I'm not allowed to take the bus anymore because apparently touching yourself and cumming on random women is enough to get you kicked out or somethin."