NotJoel

Welcome to my world🙃

[Alizwa Sikhafungana🇿🇦 @alizwa_mendy]

“Your honor, I built this court you’re bragging to me about”😭🤝🔥

[Derizz @trekszn]

Ole kasasi based si hadi useme barabara

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

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[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

People are missing a larger point: this is an estate road. Drainage and all that aside, he's paving estate roads because
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[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

Hey @WhatsApp 👋🏻 Thank you for the new username update… But honestly? We just wanted to upload statuses in HD. Is that too much to ask? Sigh.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

7 large what? Goats, kilometers...jaza io kitabu

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Kenya's top travel vlogger is throwing tantrums about these threads. We shall keep the count 😌.

[natasha:) @whoisnashiii]

I feel like we have enough cafés in Nairobi. What we need are Third Spaces that are FREE and EASILY accessible. Such as parks, museums, community theatres, community libraries. We need Third Spaces that you do not need to pay for.

[MUHU MARTIN @ngugimartin67]

Minister was health anafanya Nini aki advertise road ? 😂😂 We have a serious problem as a country .imagine a whole government is celebrating 0.8km bridge at a staggering cost of almost 4 billion ..

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

Kwani me hudo?

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Sometimes phones should employ some level of discernment. You’ve witnessed hii miaka yote nimekuwa nikifinya *544# sasa leo accidentally nimefinya *544 nikafinya the call button, na bado unaitikia kupiga? And why would I ever need to dial *544? Be serious

[︎ ︎ @Mfdpmo]

Ik I'll be filthy rich lakini mungu wangu usiwache nikue this dumb. Heri nikalipie yatima school fees

[Jike Jeuri @izkctm]

Mwenda’s wanamarket? Recession indicator aki

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

“kuja tu nitakushikilia..”
😭😭Being talked through your arrest is nasty business😂

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[munir @bigpochu]

I have a bad habit of not calculating the prices of things when I know I have money

[ZOË MODIGA @Zoe_Modiga]

*sigh* it unfortunately wasn’t God chommie 💔

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Huyu angejenga Thika Road si angeilauch for 6 months straight 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

I wish drug traffickers in Kenya were actually serious with arts

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"