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Two things about me; one, I leave most things halfway through and

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

mermaid man and barnacle boy

[ً @monrues]

when life gets complicated so you lowkey start feeling like natalieportmanupdates

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

the concept of wanting to kill yourself because you want to live your life so badly but you can’t

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

why is nobody normal anymore

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Porn sites always have those ads that always say shit like “are you seriously watching porn all by yourself?”

No, bitch. I got my boys with me.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[T @darknuggetrises]

@HaileyRoseFucks @MaxFillsYouUp Is that Jeff Bezos?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I think they have a shot at love this Christmas in theaters only.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You guys have such unique brains because how did you think of this ?😂😂

[Mao Shichigan @weAllGonnaDye]

Hormuz probably an easier logistical problem than this

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Charlie Kirk suffered a worse fate than just being forgotten

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

i got people in syria that lived through 14yrs of war that don’t complain this much, wtf does she neeeeeeeeeed

[Mystic Tamil @Mystic_Tamil]

He couldnt spell Matthew McConaughey.

[Cyril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ @CyrilH44]

He decided to be ugly for, like, seven years for no reason at all

[𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔱 @scoutyuna]

spring is for new life and for sacrificing men to create it 🥹🌸�

[blue @words_salad]

she pretty much invented it