@InternetH0F My wife had a c section with our daughter, so she couldn't immediately be with her. I sat in the NICU, holding her against my chest until we had a room. It was one of the best moments of my time as a parent so far.
@DisneyDLV I forgot to say that I did it all in caps before doing it like this, and it didn't work. However, just tried again in caps and bingo! Thanks, ya'll!