Robert Moten

Smart Funny Cool Dude, anyone who disagrees
You garbage anyway, so who cares

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

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Former U.S. intelligence official David Grusch claims under oath that aliens exist and that the U.S. government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies 🤯👽

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

SHE IS A KEEPER!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

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[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

In 1923 Fannie Taylor, a white woman, lied and said she was assaulted by Jesse Hunter, a Black man.

A racist mob of white men attacked the Black community in Rosewood, FLORIDA, killing hundreds of Black women, men, and children, burning the town to the ground, and forcing survivors to permanently flee Rosewood.

Because of white supremacist governor @RonDeSantis and the racist @Moms4Liberty this history can’t be taught in FLORIDA where it happened because it will make white kids feel bad.

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

Venom?

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@Pistons__Talk That J is Garbo

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@Pistons__Talk Please!!!
Lions sucked for over 60 years!!
One okay season, now everbody wanna rag on the Pistons!
GTFOH.

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@ShannonSharpe How he let the 3rd quarter get outta hand like that? Llike that?!!!

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@RickeySmiley F*#k off B@#ch

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@ShannonSharpe "Its Over Now!!"
In my Luther Vandross Voice

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Something bout this commercial..Me likes

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

💄❤️‍🔥💋 tomm.

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

Dope!!

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@Pistons__Talk Okay, reaL talk

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@jack_kelly_313 @niranjan_psd Victor, cool
Dillon, no thanks
Kevin Ollie, No F@#kin thank you

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

Gone Girl..

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

💄❤️‍🔥💋 tomm.

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

💄❤️‍🔥💋 tomm.

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

@FINALLEVEL Power is One of the Dopest Fuckin' Albums Ever!!! Period!!!
Beats A+
Rhymes A+
Album Cover A++
Do yourself a favor youngins
Stop listening to this Fentanyl Shit..
Try some real Hit!
#ImYourPusher

[Robert Moten @Darkomedy]

When She grow up a Stripper its go be yo' fault.

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Man covers his new born baby with hundreds 😳 https://t.co/AFEYajIY6N