MOGGED: #Colts QB Joe Flacco absolutely CLOBBERFUCKED this DEI Sideline Reporter yesterday because she was standing in the MIDDLE of their pre-game warm ups.
Joe is a true example of PEAK Male existence and WHITE EXCELLENCE! 😮�
You poor fucks watching this solar eclipse while I’m plotting in the batcave. Pathetic. Ooo it’s a Monday, I don’t wanna work, inflations over the roof, where’s my sunglasses? Your ancestors shame upon your existence. #matrixproduct
Feeling lazy today. Got a 1 o’clock class I gotta watch NHL highlights in. The way I feel after injecting elixirs last night, I think I gotta pull the hot Takis, Mountain Dew, blanket over the shoulders just to keep me level. Too bad I’m not a fat Latina with 13 inch ankles. #oof