𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊

dark chosen one AU of @groovydiggings

parody! not associated with the actor or the franchise.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"Our fate was written in the Necronomicon."

- yet another one of many alternate versions of Ash
- once a boring history professor
- used to be evil but was ki!led by Annie Knowby
- now an antihero on the way to redemption

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge The entity smiled proudly.
"I found the recipe on the interwebs. It's my first ever cake baking experience so I was a little nervous at first."

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge was starting to wake up so the entity materialized himself by their bed, holding a velvet cake on a plate with a rose.
"Happy Birthday!"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "You are one."
Ash disappeared then returned with some cutlery and a plate. He cut a slice from the cake and put it on the plate, then cut a delicious chunk out and held it to Annie's mouth.
"My empress."

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge Since eating cake wouldn't benefit the entity he's got an idea as well.
"How about you stay put and I feed you?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge That was a relief to hear. As for himself, he could spend all eternity with Annie if they were able to.
"We can stay here like this then. Don't you want to eat some cake, though?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "That's not a bad idea, but won't you grow sick of me?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "I'm feeling exactly the same way," Ash responded, wrapping his arms around her possessively.
"What would you like to do for today? You can pick anything."
Except for visiting her parents.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "Don't be silly, it's the least I can do."
He carefully placed the cake on the nightstand then joined Annie on the bed.
"How are you feeling on this beautiful morning?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "I can't help it when you're so irresistible.

So what do you wish for?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"Look at you, " Ash smirked. "The Saviour of Humanity dirtying her hands for me.
This is true love."
Instead of being a messy either like others of his kind, the entity began chanting an incantation.
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[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐲 @KnowbyKnowledge]

"Mhm. Well I thought there was no point getting good at cooking if it didnt satisfy you.

So I committed mvrder."

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "I could reward you with more than a kiss," the entity smirked, enjoying Annie's close presence.
"Just say the word and it's yours."

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "And you did so well, my love."
A black tongue swiped over her lips before capturing them in a lingering kiss.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge He put her down and rubbed his nose against hers like a cutesy couple would.
"I've been waiting for this for such a long time."

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "Sounds like a date!"
Excited, he lifted Annie up into the air and spun with her.
"We're going to have so much fun, Annie!"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "Live," he laughed at the phrasing. "That's a funny way to put it.

But I agree. Bad people need to be punished, right?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "More?" The entity asked, couldn't hide his surprise. "Are you planning to make a habit out of this?"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge "You did," Ash replied with a warm smile and walked to Annie to wrap his arms around her.
"It beats eating my own kind anytime. That was a refreshing meal. Thank you, my love."

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

"Sure."
The entity licked his lips, eyes locked on the body.
"You did this all for me?"

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐲 @KnowbyKnowledge]

@darkpromisedone "If the neighbours ask if we hard all the commotion with the asshole next door, we were out okay!"

[𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕊 @darkpromisedone]

@KnowbyKnowledge He perked up.
"Not going to."
Teleports to the garage with a ravenous grin.