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See our Universe of Wonders through the largest collection of BIG telescopes in the 4-corners region under the darkest sky in the USA.

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@lorraineelkin12 @cb_doge Yeah that will be in 8 billion years. Plan accordingly. 😂

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@cb_doge ... Earth and Mars will still get cooked but maybe deep underneath totally irradiated "Elon's Folly" (i.e. future Martian capital city's name) the fanbois can drink each other's piss to stay alive?

We smart astronomers will be elsewhere in the Orion Spur by then.

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@cb_doge 🙄 Mark your Google calendar for 1,000,000,2025 A.D. Only then will Sun begin expanding outward as a red giant.

What Captain Ketamine (physics drop-out) doesn't know is that conservation of angular momentum will make orbits also grow, keeping Earth outside the corona.

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@RepThomasMassie Hey @grok any compelling evidence to support @SteveBakerUSA's claims that CIA planted pipe-bombs during the January 6th insurrection that Trump ginned-up?

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Even little old us: https://t.co/iQx0xlL3nu won against @Apple. They were misdirecting our guests 25-miles past our Observatory, into a bog, on top of a mountain, at end of a 4WD road.

They settled. We took 'em for $0.00 and an apology letter.

Pro Tip: $ isn't everything, @elonmusk

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@elonmusk Such a thirsty boy.

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@GeneralMCNews Yeah... that tracks. @elonmusk has been getting so thirsty these days that all he's got left is crazy-talk to get noticed by legacy media.

Question is, why is he so broken that he also needs attention from the industry he despises?

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@ProudPatriot247 @SenWarren How about government generates more revenue by taxing rich while giving middle class the tax break?

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@elonmusk Always better for the imagination when you have a good chair and the visual aid. Sadly Mars is currently with our Sun and in Sagittarius (which means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! #AstrologyisBS). But by Sept it will be in the night sky again and we ALWAYS have:
https://t.co/f0gHAnpP6c

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@SpaceX @NASA @elonmusk @GwynneShotwell @AstroBehnken @Astro_Doug @washpostnewton @GRRMspeaking @EmiliaClarkeTM

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Happy 161st birthday to Mary R. Calvert, female astronomical computer and astrophographer of the late 19th century! #astrofact

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30 years ago today, Sultan bin Salman Al Saud became the first Arab, first Muslim and first royal to fly into outer space. #astrofact

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Happy birthday to Andrea Ghez! Her work on our galactic center led Discover to name her one of the top 20 scientists of 2004 #astrofact

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#DRTT has all sorts of astro-goodness this week! Check out why we're the deluxe alternative to BC Astro Fest: http://t.co/U5hmTr7E9e

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2778 years ago today, a 5 min solar eclipse occurred in modern-day Iraq that has been used to redefine the Babylonian calendar #astrofact

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