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tl:dr
viable human
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my spirit animal is the weeds that grow in the cracks in concrete

[deadpoolioioioio @darkside_jarjar]

Retinae of albino adult Oscar Cichlid under a UV blacklight

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@MomsPostingLs meanwhile she flips her shit when his mom's name pops up on his phone

[deadpoolioioioio @darkside_jarjar]

the simpler your password the harder it is to prove that it was /you/ who sent that Tweet and not anhacker

[deadpoolioioioio @darkside_jarjar]

did you ever think the earth is just an egg and there is something inside growing and slowly alwaking

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want me to ruin your day? there is a statistic for number of sex machine fatal accidents per capita for any populated area

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Nerddtuff conspiracy "Theory" the DMz is a fulcrum. bet

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you are not even "legal" in America as a Natural Born Native until you are /at least/ 21 /if/ you don't piss the government off before then because that can and absolutely take that back until they feel like w

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interesting fact about TaeKwonDo that is unique I feel. is that at 4th dan you can be called a master , and at Fifth you can declare your mastery and Koreans Have to Accept it regardless of borders.

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@bamagirl_4_eva 🤬

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you just have to take my word for "omg I feel bad for you sincere looks the nice"ish," young woman who was prosecuting me

[deadpoolioioioio @darkside_jarjar]

having rich parents is fun until the judge in the tax case against your ex-wife is your dad's buddy. who agrees with you in court doesn't look at your evidence and decides against you.

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I took great satisfaction when the piss ass $100 return they owe me every year went to pay her Medical Employers f&#$ up. $trustory #partofpublicrecord

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https://t.co/IF0797dThs most horrifying death ever. who the fu even wants to take out the trash let alone chase them down in my funky bathrobe

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@DaveRamsey I tried calling a few years back talked to the nice lady, .. my Father has a building in the middle of Grand Rapids MI with an offer of $1.4M and that's supposed to be some kind of secret but can I talk to someone that knows numbers please

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@ShitpostGate bitch you can melt steel in a campfire. y'all stupid af

[deadpoolioioioio @darkside_jarjar]

and hit him so hard I'd have been in my car and gone before his scrawny body hit the opposite wall. the School of Infantry Squad Instructors could have used it as a teachable moment. (2/2)

[deadpoolioioioio @darkside_jarjar]

fun story: while on leave from United States Marine Corps Bootcamp, a kid pulled a gun on me across a dark alley and came at me. a truck turned the corner the kid ran. I wasn't afraid. I was excited. I wasn't relieved. I was disappointed. I was going to take that little .22 (1/2)

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if you would not eat her for an hour to end some stupid argument she started and was wrong about you got no business being with her #FullStop

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@Adam_FaithfulM waitaminutetho I was once so notorious that simply putting my own face in a profile could get the entire site shutdown.#ItsAFact

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