Jason Fan

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Zionism for which it stands, one nation, under Israel, indivisible, with liberty and justice for the Jews.

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

If Thomas Massie can lose a primary against an AIPAC candidate, this country deserves Donald Trump more than you think.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

@AmandaOey1013 the bumblebee uniform again? #facepalm

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Ice cream for breakfast, I think my wife learned that from me.

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Allowing 16 year olds to vote on whether to commit economic suicide is such a smart idea...

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Netflix is now in Germany! #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Nooooo! My mom found me on LinkedIn...

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Beer, helping me understand German since 2014.

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

not aired yet, but in an interview with the Palestinian ambassador to China, the ambassador called Netanyahu "Nazinyahu", LOL~

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Vacation request approved: 1week in September, 3 weeks in December. Staring at the remaining 14 annual leave days in my account, what to do?

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

@theannachau "Crystalised" (Dark Sky Remix) and "Intro", and of course "together" from "The Great Gatsby" are all great songs~

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

I think I lack the body fat to endure Germany's cold weather...

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

@i_mishmosh McDonald's delivers... in China~

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

London is killing me, can't stand this place. I knew the weather would be bad, didn't know it would be THIS bad~

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

peace out USA, going back to the motherland; bye twitter, facebook, and youtube~

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

I like how I left for the airport on Friday afternoon at 3; 15 or so hours later I'm sitting in Hawaii, and it's still Friday afternoon at 3

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Goodbye twitter, facebook, pandora, netflix, and google+. It's time to go back to China.

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Was doing work when I got the Push notification that told me PSU lost. I guess it was better not watching the game.

[Jason Fan @darksorrofl]

Cruuuuuuuuuuz! How can I not win my fantasy league with Victor Cruz and Drew Brees~ lol