Turf Police

cycle punk

[Turf Police @darksummer]

https://t.co/1XpMnFtLWT

[Annabel Giles 💙🇪🇺 @Annabel_Giles]

A message from Annabel’s children x

[Turf Police @darksummer]

SIGN & HELP SAVE THE PRINCE ALBERT! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/iQUrXzaJg7 via @UKChange

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@GingerWildheart that's quite remarkable! our acceptance of things is truly in the Dark Ages

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@theAliceRoberts likewise!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days…

But this incredible clip nails it

Simply:

Don’t trust idiots

And how do you spot an idiot?

Look for the people who are cruel…

[Turf Police @darksummer]

When you’ve half an hour to sit and enjoy the view and #waitrose park this on the double yellows in front of you. #twats

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@BrightsideInsur Er, I believe you have to be following me in order for me to be able to DM you. This is not getting any easier. Can’t you just have an email or phone like normal companies

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@BrightsideInsur trying to contact you re renewal. Nightmare out of hours. Please advise

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@humbert15 Perfect 😂

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@humbert15 Superb

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@humbert15 @michaelsheen Are Wales looking for a new manager per chance?

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@GeraintThomas86 @LukeRowe1990 What the merry hell?!

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@humbert15 Same now. I need to see bloopers tho�� 😂

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@samatlounge It’s being shared and discussed so it’s working

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@CafePorteur @BHCC_Transport @BrightonHoveCC To play Devil’s advocate, here’s a person who probably has to go backwards and forwards to their van all day for tools/materials etc. It doesn’t look like they’re blocking the pavement, certainly no more than the bins behind. Are they really causing a problem?

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@humbert15 @IanDunt Superb

[Turf Police @darksummer]

@humbert15 Exact same sequence of thought here 🤣

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@humbert15 Basically, you need to speed up 0.1 kph

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Finally Mrs Suez gets the bigger canal Mr Suez has been promising her for three years