Ian McDonald

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Spain only conceded 1 goal the whole tournament. I think they were worthy winners.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

AI version of Dumb & Dumber;

Smarter & Smarter.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Sorry, Spec Savers just called....

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Sure, I said cunt and usa...but...I was close

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

CLINT & LISA.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

LISA looks like USA...

USA USA USA

You're right, I need glasses.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Ethel is Cryogenically Frozen. Let it go, guy. Technically, not dead. The house always wins...

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Ethel lives another 4 years and dude makes a fortune.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Running a book on Ethel.
Month 5/1
Week 8/1
Day 16/1
Theu are very fair odds.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Cheetah ran the fastest.
Ben Johnson's like, not this again.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

50,000,000 years of parrotfish poo gives you white tropical sands.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Kicked by hackers for playing good.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Next year the oldest person alive was born in 1910.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

T=C-V is the keep it simple stupid equation of time.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Fool's Golden Age.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

The Crow's Conspiracy.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

Clouds that weigh a trillion tonnes.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

500 trillion synaptic connections. Nature really went a bit over the top.

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

If I gave you one of my teeth and you put it in your gums, does that make me an organ donor?

[Ian McDonald @DarkTimeIan]

If a kid aged 15 is too vulnerable and naive to view social media but a kid aged 5 could change its sexual identity and the parents can't do a thing about it, that doesn't add up.