dark vader

[dark vader @darkvader234]

@Memnefer @ivoryfhilips Lol ode say na goosebumps

[dark vader @darkvader234]

@seyikanbai @OloriOfOloris Shior oloshi

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

Style many, na you never thief 😂😂

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

“Let us keep the relationship lowkey please”

Side chick:

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I de reason how to get $350k this one de ask if I need head...omo go ahead sha

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

When are you coming back to London?

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"I have men in my DMs just waiting for you to mess up"

Women no dey ever know sey reverse is the case

If you're too proud to send a man DMs, other women will

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Twitter women have never seen a crazy guy like this one before. This one no dey follow them do bigger person, he just dey poopoo for their eyes. 😂😂

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

If your girlfriend or woman looks up to this girl in the slightest way

You’re with a prostitute

[Olayinka 🇳🇬🇺🇾 @mickoly]

"If I dont give you stable electricity in 4 years, vote me out"

Children of perdition turned deaf ear to that.

Tinubu will be voted out and heaven will not fall.

[ohi|2d| @_bigSnek]

Yes they taught us that in CRK

[𝓡𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝔁𝓸.💋🪡 @friddah_]

I still can't believe that in the face of famine, the first lady of Nigeria asked us to plant ugwu.

[Alté of Lasgidi 🪖 @onetruechap]

America ladies Nigeria ladies

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

As long as you've built yourself as a man, women are the easiest to replace.

If this one also does anyhow, you replace her too.

Dem no dey finish for market.

[dark vader @darkvader234]

@Iam_illegall @PenTitan @mamuzoBV Ogun & sango lo ma PA e

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"one thing I love about we girls is we clock out of the relationship before finally dumping his ass"

Ugo do am, una dey cry😭😂😂

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

Nyash - Big
Handwork - Nil
Sense - None
Tone: - very loud
Aspirations - very rich husband
Character - Zero
Body count - 50 and above

Chronicle of most Nigerian ladies.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Always the landwhales. With her cleavage out, you should know exactly what she is.

In her 30s, she's still an active bed to bed midfielder and has refused to retire and hang her boots as a whore veteran but has a problem with an artist in his 40s still doing what he does best.

See the tank she's carrying in her belly, her shapeless body and oversized breast, rather than worrying about herself, she's bothered about an artist making millions of dollars through his music.

God save her that she has blocked me.

Shapeless oversize hippo!