"no? none? make sure cause this is my last lap for the night and if there's anything on my desk in the morning I'll find out who left it and make THEM eat it. (sick of these idiots breaking all these printers they're not that hard to USE)"
@mooseisamouse post-tf work accommodations my beloved.... after getting turned into a sphinx they reassign you to tech support and you end up being the best at solving problems on the phone (but only if the person calling solves your riddle)
new office has a desk but only for you to sleep on