Jae 🦨

Strictly 18+
Currently obsessed with rosekiller, but wolfstar will always be my first love

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

@ifwmilfsonly Barty post Evan will always be tragic. Does he still see Evan? Does he search for him in everything? Is he just so far gone that he'll do anything NOT to think about him?

Probably all of the above, somehow at the same time imo

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

@ifwmilfsonly wait stop I love this. Barty gets frustrated with an ad one time and suddenly there are no more ads.

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I just know that Evan is CONSTANTLY going through Barty's phone. Barty doesn't download a silly little game on his phone without Evan knowing about it within the hour.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Sirius is exactly where he wants to be as is Remus.

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okay but Sirius is the biggest brat and Remus knows exactly how to handle him. Sirius gets a rise out of Remus on purpose, and Remus only loves him even more for it.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

no one can rage bait Remus like Sirius can, and it's PERFECT because Remus gets to let out his pent up frustrations and Sirius get to be put right back in his place.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

@urmomenjoyer James gets so upset because that's NOT what happened. Regulus and Lily both find it incredibly amusing

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Newly divorced James who got the house in the divorce. He brings Regulus home one night, and Regulus immediately notices all the red flags.

Pictures with a women, a wedding ring discarded on the dresser. James isn't slick.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

@urmomenjoyer everyone knows Barty will lose it if they fuck with Evan. but fuck with Barty? oh suddenly you don't have a job anymore. all your friends? yeah they hate you now.

Evan doesn't fuck around with belongs to him, and odds are they'll never even know what happened.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Rosekiller are both incredibly possessive of each other.

Barty leaves marks and threatens people.

Evan spreads rumors and lies and will ruin someone for looking at Barty a little too long.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Remus will absolutely give Sirius all of the things.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Jealous Remus insisting he doesn't care that Sirius is on a date and then sulking all night.

Jealous Remus intercepting Sirius the second he comes in the door, grilling him about his date and explaining all the little ways it could have gone better.

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What Remus doesn't know is that Sirius is absolutely thriving on the attention from Remus. He'll go on another date just to have Remus detail all the ways it was shot and all the things Sirius deserves instead.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Anyway, that's how he finds out that James is in fact divorced. The days he had been avoiding Regulus are his days with Harry.

They'll find this very funny in a few years at family dinners together.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

He messages Lily and tells her ever last detail. Tells her how he and James met. How they had been sleeping together for weeks.

He tells her how he knew something was up when James would be cagey certain nights/weekends. He never meant for things to get this far.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Evan is a pretty stoic person. It's been ingrained in him not to let his emotions show. He doesn't cry or yell or even really laugh.

Barty makes it his personal mission to get a reaction. The first time Evan loses it and screams at him, Barty is grinning like an idiot.

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To be clear, if the rolls were reversed Evan would absolutely ruin someone's life.

[Jae 🦨 @darlingskunks]

Rosekiller have been broken up for a few weeks when Barty sees Evan out on a date. Barty makes it clear that he's not worried, Evan will be at his place by the end of the night.