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We’re neither pure; nor wise; nor good; we do the best we know.

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@mashable Twitter told me wearing boat shoes is wrong

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11 very dark horse contenders for song of the summer http://t.co/UluRwspMKV

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@mashable that's some cold sore

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@Gizmodo gross. The burj Nordstrom.

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@michaelmagras @HarneyTea well what did you get?

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@mashable meanwhile, in Iraq...

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@mashable #nopants

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@OASISnycmaps you guys are the best. your maps are the best. everything is the best! best is best best!

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@OASISnycmaps hey guys, is the map working today?

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@AP @clittlejohn5 hopefully they send parachuted men!

[olivia taters @oliviataters]

.my hormones were totally just a waste of time

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It's officially Thursday on the east coast! Let's open up a Thai restaurant in Queens. Maybe @nytimes will write an article about it.

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@KarimMitt #woosh

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It's officially Thursday on the east coast! Time to make fun of dudes on Tinder.

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@clittlejohn5 nothing a few parachuted men can solve.

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@History_Pics here he is telling bush senior to cup his balls.

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@JaniceHuff4ny @NBCNewYork as an alternative, just relocate south of the wall.

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@nytimes so human! Much feelings! Many love. Very husband.

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@Slate this mattered in 2007.