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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: New information has leaked indicating that in 2022 The president’s oldest son, Hunter Biden traveled with his father to China to meet President Xi, while, running a business that his father had the majority ownership in.

Oops, never mind, that was Eric Trump today.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

You won’t hear this on Fox News:

California just released a balanced budget that wipes out the deficit this year AND next — while protecting health care and safety nets.

Meanwhile, Trump ADDED $2.4 TRILLION to the federal deficit with his “Big Beautiful Betrayal.”

Republicans ruin budgets.
Democrats balance them.

Adulting matters.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

BREAKING: As Donald Trump cancels free admission to National Parks on MLK Day, California will be offering FREE entry at more than 200 participating state parks.

Honor MLK. Get outdoors. And stick it to an old man with a fragile ego.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

MAHA achievements so far

- Measles is back

-Whooping cough is back

-One type of food colouring in one brand of breakfast cereal has been changed

[Gabrielle Giffords @GabbyGiffords]

Intimidation tactics are not going to keep @SenMarkKelly from his duty to protect our constitution.

My husband is a patriot. He’s served our country since he was 22 years old – no matter how dangerous the mission. That’s who he is. Proud of you, sweetie.

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

A gunman tried to silence my wife in an extreme act of political violence.

Now, Trump has called for my execution because he didn’t like what I had to say.

Gabby and I know, when others try to silence you, you must keep speaking out — and that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This is going to cost American taxpayers $2 billion.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Megyn Kelly:
Keeping "boys" out of girls' sports = Yes, Please!!
Keeping grown men out of girls' shorts = Not so much

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

"Megyn R. Kelly" - very nice

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump claimed he cut Epstein off in the early 2000’s but these new Epstein emails prove he was still hanging out with him in 2017, 2018 and even 2019. Trump’s whole lie just got completely exposed.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

LOL they renamed her to "Megyn R. Kelly"

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW, new signage!

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Whoever is behind this Newsom account deserves a raise

[SecretAsiant @DarnitJanet]

@tedcruz just the facts

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

I’m sure @JDVance agrees with me that it doesn’t matter that the Michigan terrorist was a MAGA supporter. Because in America, regardless of your politics, violence has never been the answer.

[Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon @RepMGS]

White House knew Homan had accepted $50K to influence contracts.

They appointed him anyways.

Then they disbanded the DOJ's Public Integrity unit and quashed the Homan investigation.

There's no end to the corruption in Trump's White House.
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