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she/they // toad-coded // hater

[lew @darnlew]

i literally just yap, i yap at work, i yap at men, i yap at women, i yap to cats

[lew @darnlew]

ragebaiting teens by telling them you remember when gta came out every 2 years

[lew @darnlew]

those liquid chalk markers have made the wrong kind of people too powerful

[lew @darnlew]

girls night (watching origin at the pub)

[lew @darnlew]

i need a nolan horror adapted from a reddit post

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Christopher Nolan says he'd love to make a horror film

He's still looking for the idea that compels him to make one

"l think it's a genre that's really essentially cinematic ... it's visceral ... you're really trying to give the audience a feeling of what the characters are experiencing

(via Fred Asquith)

[lew @darnlew]

i am just a girl, waiting for her bf to get a picture of a bird, sitting on a beach, looking at the dark clouds moving slowly toward her

[lew @darnlew]

nothing more demeaning than getting yelled at by a seagull when you're trying to eat your toastie imo

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[lew @darnlew]

i told one of my retail job managers i would close the store for him not expecting that would promote me and suddenly make me "reliable" and "trustworthy" for "new opportunities"...i didnt want this....i want new job......with my newly acquired masters....

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

The texts I leave my loved ones during my lunch break

[lew @darnlew]

im kinda loving how baddie the ACCC is acting

[ABC News @abcnews]

#BREAKING: In an unprecedented move, Australia's consumer watchdog has exercised new powers to block the opening of a Coles supermarket, on the grounds it could knock out smaller competitors in the surrounding region. https://t.co/0ApFkOV3cX

[lew @darnlew]

sausage sizzle cured my depression

[lew @darnlew]

neopsts, olivia rodrigo, rumoured kingdom hearts...and now my boy,,?, stop targeting me actually

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

SAMURAI JACK IS COMING TO FORTNITE

[VIA Me & @ShiinaBR]

[lew @darnlew]

i make better lasagna

[lew @darnlew]

i have secured the bag [of garfield branded lasagna]

[lew @darnlew]

jonathan rhys meyers showing up in vikings is probably the funniest thing they could have done

[lew @darnlew]

i have secured the bag [of garfield branded lasagna]

[lew @darnlew]

@pulaztya absolute visual whiplash like watching a manifested death wish

[lew @darnlew]

why is there a juggler in traffic

[cum bubbles 🫧 @agbcopen]

The pain of playing the games in order.

[yvaine 🇪🇬 @novakaiiser]

Im 41 and AFRAID of donald duck