RamaDan

No views are my own

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Has been discussed to death but “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” is an unbelievable opening line

[plixun @plixun_]

Tried the morning routine gimmick, turned off alarm clock at 5am, went back to sleep and woke up at 3pm

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

How it feels tweaking your CV for every role you apply to in the era of AI

[Momzie ⁴🇿🇦🇨🇻🇸🇳🇹🇿🇲🇼 @Momelezi13_]

Tried "I'm not texting first gimmick" and we haven't spoke in 6 months

[limited 🍉🔻 @entretotoen]

@P4kiLionel Broooo 😭😭

[Caleb @OKCowboysBraves]

I don’t really get Zionists because he’s about to enter year 8 and they still think he can be one of the best players in the NBA

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

This

[crave @yzycrave]

It isn’t even a question

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

A Palestinian student from Gaza defeated Tommy Robinson in the Oxford Union debate on Islam.

Arwa Elrayess, the president of the debating society, did Palestine and Britain proud 🇵🇸🇬🇧

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

We live in a time

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[ClockLumi @primeluminosity]

there is a very obvious reason why this is a bad idea

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

Argos costing the price of an expensive CM is hilarious.

[Reuben @DanBurnFC]

Heterosexual Zack Polanski

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

In light of Gianni Infantino’s poor judgement this week, I am beginning to question whether Donald Trump was a worthy recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize after all.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I’m very grateful to everyone at Barcelona for making my time here such a positive and memorable experience. I’ve enjoyed every moment and will take many special memories with me.
I wish the club and all its supporters the very best of luck and every success in the season ahead.

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

The close relationship between the FIFA President and the US President has reached a financial dimension that is deeply damaging football. No one has the right to sell our game. #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump #FIFA #UEFA #USA #Sellout

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro