Darpok

Phat rahi hai

[Darpok @darpokguy]

condoms arent 100 percent safe.
Thats why I prefer lamination

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Viagra is actually the earths mother.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Main chappal pehen ke kangi karta hun taaki current na lage.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Thank God. Just in case.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

I don't get turned on, but when i do, i get turned on like a tubelight.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

I play rock, paper, scissors, bandage.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Mujhe din me nightmares ate hain

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Mere boss ne aj mujhe murga banaya. Bird flu ke symptoms kya hain?

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Main belt aur suspenders dono pehenta hun

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Cowardliness is better than prevention

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Mujhe BHOW karke darane wali game se nafrat hai.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

mujhse zada chaante koi nahi kha sakta

[Darpok @darpokguy]

I have a fear of not having any fear.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Movie halls mein jab safety instructions dete hain to main notes banata hoon

[Darpok @darpokguy]

gay logon ke ladkiyon ke peeche pange nahi hote na? how safe

[Darpok @darpokguy]

@raghavmandava rock fans se zada mujhe paper aur scissor fans se darr lagta hai. kyunki woh zada phadte hain

[Darpok @darpokguy]

main rice ke har dane ko 32 times chabata hun

[Darpok @darpokguy]

main toffee wali cigarette ko bhi munh nahi lagata

[Darpok @darpokguy]

@awryaditi abhi meri khud ki background puri tarah research nahi ki maine. OH GOD.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Main welding ko dekhta toh kya sunta bhi nahi.

[Darpok @darpokguy]

Main condom pehen ke Facebook pe poke karta hun