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[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@BehindyourBak Well at least I'm not the only one from the #behindyourbak community to have a critical personality error. That's some consolation. I guess. Kinda.

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@BehindyourBak log into my account? log into my #behindyourbak account to claim my $10 KoffeeKlown gift certificate? SERIOUSLY? After I've been fired? Everyone check me on this: "administrative leave" means I'm fired, right? After they call their attorneys, right?

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

Uh oh. I'm at Koffee Klown with a latte what just happened to me? My job put me on "adminstrative leave" and now my key card doesn't work any more and my good shoes are under my desk. Uh oh. But you gotta confront people who are talking #behindyourbak right? Stand up for onesself

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

This must be in response to my Greeting everyone with WHY ARE YOU SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME?! campaign Uh oh. #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

Uh oh. My boss just called me into their office and of course I said WHY ARE YOU SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME?! first thing and they're all like: "We think you've been under a lot of stress lately why don't you take an adminstrative leave?" so I'm free. I guess. #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

Wow this is awesome! I'm at work and like I've said: WHY ARE YOU SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME?! as my opening line to like 5 people already and wow people are looking at me with RESPECT. They know what they've done! #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

Hey, my campaign of greeting everyone I know with: WHY ARE YOU SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME?! is working great! I just greeted a friend with that and they were all like "Whaaaa?" Perfect! That's what they deserve!! (right?) #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

I cant stand knowing that people are saying bad things about me I can't read on #behindyourbak SO I HAVE A PLAN: Today, anybody I know who's on #behindyourbak I'm going to say to them: WHY ARE YOU SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME?!

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez You seem so nice. Could I ask a favor? I'll do the same for you if you want. A #BehindyourBak company notification just told me a photo I am in had 5 comments. Could you write 3 of those comments for me? Not knowing what they're saying is driving me crazy!

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@DJBRich2 #behindyourbak I hear you! Being without my pics has got me a little loopy. too many long-dis trains of thought with no stops at the station

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez Lola, no worries. I don't blame you! I blame the mirror itself. I just had to go on a micro-tirade. Feeling better now. Kinda. #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez The Land of the Mirror judges, judges before we have a chance to defend ourselves. Oh, look! There we are trying to defend ourselves! How quaint, how awkward, how clumsy! In the mirror we're always looking at the mirror! For the approval that never comes! So weak! #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez The Land of the Mirror reminds us people can see us from the side, from behind, while we're driving, while we're eating, while we're spacing out, while we're feeling inadequate. So OF COURSE the mirror thinks we ARE inadequate! It's a self-prophesying fulfillment! #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez The best thing about the Land of Photos is that we leave ourselves behind. One here, one there, scattered along the beach. Photo selves act like glue for the Likes Favorites and Loves that float through the tropical air. We come back later to find ourselves covered #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez As we walk around the sunny Land of Photos we enjoy the luxury of DELAY. People see the us of 5 minutes ago. We have like a portable changing room in which we fix ourself before anyone sees us. It follows us around, like in the 19th century. Polite. Comfortable. #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez Step with me into the Land of Photos. It's a friendly land: warm, palm treed and amenitied, like a Disney resort w/out the Disney. Everybody looks their best because it is above all a land of CHOICE. If you look bad: delete, delete, delete. Keep only the good you! #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

@LolaInTheClouds @Xopos_Sez What do I see when I look in the mirror?! How could you even ASK that?! That is like the most painful question ever! Ask me what I see when I look in my photo feed! Photos are the real me! But only the good photos. Mirrors do nothing but lie! #behindyourbak

[Darrell Lifts Ownweight @darrell_lifts]

what does an excluded from community do? 1 sleeve pringles 1 liter sierra mist cranberry splash 10 episodes the brothers grunt #behindyourbak