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[ryan @darrell_ryan]

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat a tube of toothpaste

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Our Hereford Hammer scores a hat-trick 🤩

⚒️ 3-1 🐝 (63')

[Kate Longhurst @katelonghurst20]

I miss Craig Dawson 😭😭😭

[ryan @darrell_ryan]

How is there nothing from the Goofy Movie??? I will not stand for the Powerline erasure

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Billboard ranks Disney’s top songs:

1. Part of Your World - 1989
2. Let It Go - 2013
3. It's a Small World (After All) - 1964
4. Be Our Guest - 1991
5. When You Wish Upon a Star - 1940
6. A Whole New World - 1992
7. The Mickey Mouse March - 1955
8. The Climb - 2009
9. A Spoonful of Sugar - 1964
10. Breaking Free High School Musical - 2006

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

What Jesus is to Christmas is what Bob from Bob’s Burgers is to Thanksgiving

[ryan @darrell_ryan]

@KimberlyRhaegar So Nebraska will just become Italy???

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

ive never eaten pizza that tasted as good as this looked

[pretty face.😍 @amarisjnise]

bro fb funny af 😭😭😭😭✌🏾

[ryan @darrell_ryan]

@KimberlyRhaegar We belong to the porch

[TB🤴🏾 @TevonBlair]

I have to stop adding “please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions” at the end of my emails because I be lying!!!! Please hesitate.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

4️⃣ goals and 3️⃣ assists in 3️⃣ matches!

@Michailantonio is just the third player in Premier League history to be directly involved in seven goals in any side's opening three matches of a season! 🔥

[delia @delia_cai]

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

[PepperCoyote🇺🇸☭ @peppercoyote]

Bullshit - lies

Dogshit - poor quality

Batshit - illogical

Apeshit - frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - unfair

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

the Irish Hello is when you show up to a party uninvited and blackout drunk

[Michail Antonio @Michailantonio]

GET YOUR PASSPORTS READY PEOPLE, WE’RE OFF TO EUROPE ⚽️🌏💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added

[ryan @darrell_ryan]

@KimberlyRhaegar Powerline is a musical genius

[ryan @darrell_ryan]

A Goofy Movie is one of the greatest creations of all time

[ryan @darrell_ryan]

@shilantro_ The Disney hero we always needed