Darrell Gandy

I know enough Spanish to disappoint abuelas

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Why are hospital brownies so good

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Some southern meteorologists get too excited about possibly deadly weather forecasts

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I really wish the iPhone clock displayed am/pm

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There’s no annoyance like a drunk who found a Jesus

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It’s cheating if others find you attractive?

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one thing HBO Max will never be? User friendly

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There’s probably people in Congress expecting the Pentagon to build zords someday

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@DamnItRJ This is why I’m weary of anyone attracted to me bc of my size. I’m not a goal

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Too many action movies start filming before an actual ending is written

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My conscience team has informed me I can’t cuss out a church trustee

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According to DeSantis’ logic, Reading Rainbow was a ploy to turn American youth gay

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Other Black folks calling you a dumbass nigga is not the same as being called a n_gger

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People who can’t do what you do are the biggest critics of what you do

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If you consider the Fast & Furious franchise to be cinematic genius, keep your movie critiques to yourself

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Handicap accessibility is kinda sucky. I often have to go half a mile out the way to use it

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Millennials: the youngest of the old

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Bout damn time #911LoneStar

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Where’s police brutality when you need it #911LoneStar

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I find it funny some people don’t tag their bf/gf in photos thinking it’ll protect the relationship. You’re just delaying the true hoes by maybe 15 seconds

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“I’m not gay” gay Christian dudes bother me