Darrell Does Comedy

father, ex-husband, guitarist, song writer, speech writer, household comedian, antisocial commentator, facebooker and tweeter

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I hope that next year, the @SuperNetball does their own one for their website, but here's the ladder after the pool games in the #TeamGirlsCup

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On streaming or pay TV services, there should be an option to listen sports commentators who aren't censored.

If the team fucks up, the commentators can say so.

If one team is playing like a bunch of dickheads, call them that.

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@NBCNews reports that Bradley Cooper introduced the @Eagles with his son. I thought he only had a daughter. #SuperBowlLIX

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Does anyone know why Australian Facebook users are getting inundated with adverts from overseas McDonald's but not our own @maccas?

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@ajsmith_me @SuperNetball Jo played her part already. She had her best game this season in regular time. She did us proud even if she wasn't able to take the court 45 minutes later.

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@_kingscramble__ @mjkeenan @SCMeltedSG Did someone remove the tastebuds from the people of your nation, or something? How is it that you Canadians can't taste?

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@frontiertouring @Ticketek_AU Are there any tickets left, or am I wasting my time staying in the lounge?

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I thought @woolworths weren't selling any #AustraliaDay merchandise. If that's true, how come I saw these herbs and spices with the Aussie flag, and the Lynx Australia?

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@FanciFiction How, Fanci? How did you not see this coming? It was the obvious next step in this story. #sarcasm

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Sure hiring a hitman is an attractive idea, but why couldn't #charlieadelson have been happy with the TV he had already bought Wendi? #justicefordan

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Did you see Donna Adelson in her turtle suit? It made me think that she's a member of the Elderly Murdering Narcissist Turtles, & instead of being called Donatello, she is Donna Tell-All as she couldn't keep her mouth shut on the wiretaps. #justicefordan #donnaadelson #danmarkel

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@justice4danm @FanciFiction @PodcastSTS @TrialJuryMentor @SocietyPageYT @karencyphers Don't forget Mentor Lawyer and AA Legal Focus who are both doing a great job covering this case.

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#optus #optusdown

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@NRL how come the NRL app and website still show lady year's result from the State Championship and not the pending game for this Sunday? All other pending matches are updated accordingly.

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RIP @mickmolloy

3 things you didn't know about him;

1. He was a long distance runner.
2. He represented Ireland in the 68 Olympics.
3. He was 85yo. Damn he looked good for his aged.

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The greatest irony of our times.

Those who left the new Twitter are ex-users.

So are those who stayed.

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#BreakingNews

#NRL Betting Scandal.

Reports that the Panthers might be stripped of some points due to their players betting on the Eels and throwing the game tonight.

#Panthers #Eels

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I love that kid who just said "It's a big progressment for the Australian team." If progressment doesn't make it into the Australian vernacular, I, for one will be disappointed. #FIFAWomensWorldCup2023 #AUSvDEN

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3 Black Hawk helicopters flew past my office window an hour ago. As I wasn't able to secure tickets to the #TaylorSwift concerts and have a disappointed girl to come home to tonight, I was hoping that maybe WW3 was underway. That would be easier to deal with, right? #ticketek

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@Ticketek_AU can you explain why people who have been logged in on their Ticketek and Frontier accounts since 6:30am haven't been able to get tickets, but people who logged in four hours later have got them>