darrellpattillo

Digital marketing consultant that helps businesses grow. Triathlete-in-Training, nutritional foodie, sports & movie junkie that appreciates all forms of humor.

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[El Chocoflan @ElChocoflan]

🇳🇴 ESTA HISTORIA EMPEZÓ ANTES DE QUE ÉL NACIERA.

En 1997, un mediocampista noruego llamado Alf-Inge Haaland se paró frente al Brasil de Ronaldo, Romário y Roberto Carlos, y ayudó a vencerlo. Poco después, una rodilla rota le apagó la carrera antes de tiempo. Se volvió a casa, a Bryne, un pueblo de tractores y lluvia, cargando un fútbol inconcluso.

Tres años después nació su hijo. Le pusieron Erling.

El niño creció en ese pueblo donde no pasaba nada, pateando contra el viento del Mar del Norte, escuchando historias de un país que alguna vez había mirado de frente a los gigantes. Noruega no jugaba un Mundial desde 1998: Erling esperó el suyo, literalmente, toda la vida.

Se fabricó a sí mismo con una disciplina de monje: comía, dormía y entrenaba como un profesional desde antes de serlo. Lo llamaron robot, androide, máquina. Se equivocaron de palabra: las máquinas no heredan deudas.

Anoche, en Nueva Jersey, la saldó. Un cabezazo y un zurdazo letal para tumbar a Brasil, meter a Noruega entre los ocho mejores del mundo y firmar siete goles en el torneo. Ya integra un club de leyenda: es apenas el sexto hombre en la historia —el primero en 53 años— en llegar a 50 goles con su selección en menos de 50 partidos. Los otros cinco incluyen a Puskás, a Gerd Müller y a Pelé.

Contra Brasil, como el padre. Por el padre. El fútbol le debía un final a los Haaland y tardó veintinueve años en pagarlo.

Los vikingos ya pueden remar tranquilos: el cuento quedó completo. 🇳🇴⚡

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Eight years later, and the script repeats itself 🤯

2018 & 2026: LeBron hits free agency
2018 & 2026: Patriots lose Super Bowl
2018 & 2026: Rockstar drops game-changer
2018 & 2026: Odell is on the Giants
2018 & 2026: McGregor is fighting
2018 & 2026: Golden Knights lose Cup Finals
2018 & 2026: New Avengers come out
2018 & 2026: Kawhi gets traded to Raptors
2018 & 2026: World Cup is on
2018 & 2026: Drake drops album
2018 & 2026: Trump is president
2018 & 2026: New Spider-Man comes out

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

As you celebrate with friends and family today, remember this cool 4th of July Fact:

“The current United States Flag has never seen a Texas A&M National Championship in Baseball, Men’s Basketball or Football.”

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mexico genuinely has one of the best stadiums at this world cup, but they’re not getting the hype they deserve. that view is absolutely insane man.🇲🇽

[darrellpattillo @darrellpattillo]

@Tinawa39572 Every country that came has descendants living here. In fact, other than full-blood indigenous peoples, most are. And we really had a chance to make a statement as a country diplomatically. And what was done? A cage match on the WH lawn. A missed chance - for sure.

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One of the best renditions that I have ever heard.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."

John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was a kid I thought Lovey Howell was about 88 years old. Now I’m like “There was a pretty strong third alternative on that island.”

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@SalVetriDFS 50

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@HalfwayPost Hilarious.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

SHOCKING: A growing number of middle school athletes — mostly boys — are intentionally repeating 8th grade to delay their start in high school, giving themselves another full year to get bigger, stronger, and faster, which in turn dramatically boosts their chances at elite high school spots, college scholarships, and massive NIL deals potentially worth millions.

William La Jeunesse: “Of 8M high school students in sports only 7% will play in college.”

“On the other hand, the [likely] number one pick in this year’s NBA draft, [AJ Dybantsa], did 8th grade twice.”

CRAZY IDEA: How about we let more kids be kids!

[darrellpattillo @darrellpattillo]

@Shalom1mid10m @HQNewsNow Uh...I don't know about the word "better." But one means a HELLUVA lot more.

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[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: Video of Cherie DeVaux, trainer of Golden Tempo, shows her reaction to winning the Kentucky Derby

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Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Happy opening day Rangers fans

[darrellpattillo @darrellpattillo]

@FastbreakHoops5 I AM all of them! LOL