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Has Charlie Damelio always been this big of a spazz?

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Been having a good amount of sex lately

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Turned an L into a W like a kid with a speech impediment 👀💯

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Tryna get high as Native American cheek bones

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If you take the elevator at work today you’re a coward. #neverforget

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Late to work today bc I didn’t want to forget 9/11. #neverforget

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I’ve never seen a white Houston Texans fan in a commercial

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I love getting an intense Civil War scene from ‘Grant’ getting interrupted by Outer Banks new season.

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Shit was wet ash

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Just had sex a coupla timesss yo

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Popped into the Chili’s bc I was early to pick up my date (nice). Wanted to grab a vodka soda in my state of lull. This bartender is pregnant and telling people with food present about how her baby’s farts clear a room. Real charmer. I’m disgusted and glad I’m not eating #America

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Jayden Daniels’ teammates have reportedly been instructed to only give him high fours, as high fives are believed to constitute unauthorized use of his No. 5.

[darrells_bistro @darrells_bistro]

Mannnnn I’m seeing so many of the people I graduated with getting married, and I’m out here trying not to get bricked at the dentist mannnn

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On a business trip, sitting at the Wing Shack bar top drinking a double Vodka Soda, shooting my 7 Hinge Likes into the ether.

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@espn @ShamsCharania just PHILA bag up with fries for me Unc @KingJames

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@ShamsCharania PHILA bag full of fries for me Unc @KingJames

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@ShamsCharania How does this affect LeBron’s legacy?

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You can’t spell getting old without “gettin gold”

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Starting to call horny “unearthing my worm” #gettingold

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I just wanna see my bitch but everybody and their mama and their grandma and even their fucking gold fishes need me rn