Darren Anthony Hoff

Mediocre musician

[Darren Anthony Hoff @darren_hoff]

@bofrench Fuck you

[Darren Anthony Hoff @darren_hoff]

In the United States Doctor are used car salesman, insurance companies are the customer and we are the merchandise.

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@McDonalds @BillyM2k Yes please. To the moon!

[Darren Anthony Hoff @darren_hoff]

If you go "Black Friday" shopping in Thursday you are a bad person.
#blackfriday #target #Walmart

[Darren Anthony Hoff @darren_hoff]

@amazon when is the next batch of nes classic edition up for sale?

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Have a parking pass for lot f and was turned away. What do I do?
#COTA

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@circuitamericas I have a parking pass for Lot F and was turned away. What do I do?

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@brainpicker xyzzy;. Vjk9).?,"$(,6

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They should have played "we are the champions" when that lady got out of jail #KimDavis #FreddieMercury

[Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing @RLLracing]

Thanks @SFGiants for honoring @justin_wilson tonight with a moment of silence & JWil's #25 on @GrahamRahal's jersey.

[Stefan Wilson @stef_wilson]

With #giftoflife @justin_wilson saved 6 lives today. He just keeps setting the bar higher. Keep Julia & the girls in your prayers #myherojw

[Tony Kanaan @TonyKanaan]

Why do we do this? Because we love it, don't want to be anywhere else but a race car. We will keep your legacy my friend. Racers race.

[Darren Anthony Hoff @darren_hoff]

@NoelGallagher the Oasis station on Pandora is fucked. Is there anything you can do? They played Third Eye Blind for fuck sake.

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@JohnMayer we need to talk

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@jpmontoya stop being a pussy.

[NTT INDYCAR SERIES @IndyCar]

Medical update: James Hinchcliffe has sustained an injury to his upper thigh and is currently in surgery. Further information to follow.

[Darren Anthony Hoff @darren_hoff]

@TheRyanAdams do you have room on the guest list for Gruene Hall?

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Win a Limited Edition Ride The Lightning ESP-LTD Guitar! http://t.co/QlflTYiKrN