Darren Symonds

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[Darren Symonds @darren_symonds]

@VULTURE14 @ZTlowkey Never a pen 🤣🤣

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

RUN IT BACKKKK 🤣🫵

[Ben aka Drawty @BenDrawty]

Let me get this straight. Tuchel has left out:

Palmer
Gibbs-White
Foden
Wharton
Hall
Shaw
Tomori
Colwill
Maguire
Heaven

… But has included Henderson, Burn & Quansah

Get him gone 🤣 #TuchelOut

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

🗣️🎙️| Roy Keane on Westham goal disallowed:

“The decision itself shouldn’t be the issue because it was the correct call, but Arsenal have been awarded goals like that several times this season, and I could clearly remember the one against United.”

The inconsistency in Premier League refereeing is becoming an absolute disgrace. It happens almost every match now, and something seriously needs to be done about it.

There wouldn’t have been this much outrage from fans if Arsenal hadn’t benefited from similar goals all season. That’s where the frustration comes from.”

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

I think it’s a foul but it’s ironic because in reality they do it to every single team themselves.

[Josh @Jokwob]

What’s going on here then @SkyBet ??

#skybet #EFL

[Darren Symonds @darren_symonds]

@Aashish_Shukla7 @ronaroramufc I really dont rate guehi. Thought he was awful today for city

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

Be Humble 🔴⚪️

[MC @UtdMicah]

He’s took off a Centre back & for a Centre back with Mainoo & Lacey on the bench when we need a goal. 😂😂😂

Sack him tonight.

[Abdul-Rahman @asabbas98]

If a patient gives me a £40 engraved pen as a gift I have to by law politely decline it (rightly).

But the guy in charge of UK healthcare in government can take £350k+ from private healthcare links and that’s absolutely normal and definitely not a conflict of interest?!

Make it make sense.

[Chris Errington @ChrisErrington1]

"We would like some continuing new investment but we have already had quite a lot of new investment, it's just it didn't come from anybody new, it came from a familiar source - me."
Simon Hallett with an update on Argyle's search for new investors.⬇️ #pafc
https://t.co/q40rgdfPZQ

[Darren Symonds @darren_symonds]

@NathSalt1 Embarrassing

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

how do you even find out you have talent like this

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Literally no one is asking for this. You only need to look at American sports, the fans don’t want it, the players and coaches don’t want it, the answers are always formulaic and non-committal. It’s total nonsense.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Now I know why we are headed for a recession..

Dude is a fucking idiot.

[Ryan @ArgyleFlyer]

@PilgrimCas1437 https://t.co/Ye3XtcpRqA

[Darren Symonds @darren_symonds]

@alexanderwarn Yeah 100%, they miss scarr in some ways but probably need an upgrade on him.

[Darren Symonds @darren_symonds]

@alexanderwarn Really good on the ball but I think Argyle have that already, need someone who can win every header and dominate in the channels. Gibson was poor in those areas for me

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

“Surely you can’t still keep eating…”

Me for the next week:

[𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 @EffYuuSeeKhay]

Flat Earthers? No, let’s call you what you truly are: the intellectual bottom-feeders of society. You’re not just wrong; you’re the embodiment of willful stupidity, clinging to a rotting carcass of an idea that was buried centuries ago. You’re not skeptics, you’re not “free thinkers,” and you’re certainly not pioneers of some grand truth. You’re just dumb. Dumb as rocks. In fact, it’s an insult to rocks, which at least have geological significance.

The Earth is a globe. Period. Fact. Not up for debate. The sheer overwhelming proof could suffocate you if your brains weren’t so oxygen-starved already. We’ve got satellites, photos, physics, flight paths, GPS, and thousands of years of science built on the backs of people far smarter than you’ll ever be. Meanwhile, you sit in your mom’s basement, surrounded by pizza boxes and your collection of YouTube conspiracy videos, drooling on yourself as you mumble about “NASA lies.”

You’re not bold; you’re a joke. A sad, shriveled punchline at the expense of progress. The only thing flatter than your worldview is your brain activity. You don’t question authority—you flee from intelligence. You don’t reject lies—you choke on your own ignorance and call it enlightenment. You’re not awake; you’re rotting in the deepest, darkest corner of stupidity.

Your denial of reality isn’t bold; it’s pathetic. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler screaming, “No!” to their parents. Except unlike a toddler, you don’t have the excuse of being two years old with an underdeveloped brain. You’re an adult—or at least you’re supposed to be—and yet you’ve chosen to proudly display your ignorance like it’s some kind of twisted badge of honor.

Here’s the truth: the world doesn’t need Flat Earthers. You contribute nothing. No innovation, no progress, no value—just noise. You’re not misunderstood geniuses; you’re an evolutionary cul-de-sac, a cautionary tale for future generations. So do yourself a favor: sit down, shut up, and stop embarrassing the rest of us who actually live in the real world.