Darren Capozzi

Happily married. Dad. New Jersey Guy. Actor. Comedian. If offended, I identify as a Comedian.

[Darren Capozzi @darrencapozzi]

Let me get this straight. I’m supposed to believe a 62-year-old Nicolas Cage is swinging between skyscrapers as Spider-Man? I’m younger than him and I just threw out my back reaching for an envelope.

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@NHL @GoldenKnights @Canes @Sportsnet @TVASports Karma, NHL!
I’m not even a fan of either team, but that was clearly a goal for Vegas. Toronto knows it. The fans know it. Everyone knows it. About as convincing as some of those draft lotteries.

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@AUTigerx89 @Rightanglenews Hahahah!

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@CarrlynBathe @LAKings Be kind to the Breadman. That trade stings, feels a lot like when we lost “The Moose” to Vancouver. And yeah… that one still hurts.

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@rockyankee1 They’re just a watered-down version. I love your optimism!

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My wife and I are 18 years apart, and after my 50th birthday, we got into an argument, and she just shouted at me, “Honey, you’re just going through your mid-life crisis.” I said, “Oh, babe, you are my mid-life crisis.”

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@honeynorrie Haha, that’s a great bit! It’s also quite sad. Sigh.

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@NYRLouie https://t.co/nrntwMRDk0

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@NYRangers Better Question: Who deserves to be fired after the absolute catastrophe that was the Panarin trade?

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@MWCarse It also made myself hate Drury more, which I thought was impossible. Keep it up!

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@NYRLouie I’ll follow you because you’re a Rangers fan and we feel each others pain. Now let’s get you to 11,000!

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@NYRangers It’s missing Panarin, oh, that’s right, you let him walk away for nothing! Next time, hire a businessman to be your GM. Perhaps don’t reveal all your cards by stating you won’t resign him, then write a stupid letter. Idiots! All of you!

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@NYRangers You all failed your fan base!

[WFAN Sports Radio @WFAN660]

Tommy gives the Panarin trade an F grade because of the "awful" return:

@tommylugauer

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@MollieeWalkerr Worst. Question. Ever!

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@MollieeWalkerr Cool. Tell Drury to go and shit in a lake.

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@SnarkMessier @JLazzy23 You too! I enjoy your X account and your insightful commentary on our NYR.

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@MollieeWalkerr It’s time to grow up and act like a real reporter, not a sycophant. Press Drury hard on this matter. Listen to Jonny’s breakdown for valuable insights!

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

I wanted to wait until tomorrow mornings show, but I couldn’t.

Please, someone talk some sense into me about the #NYR Artemi Panarin trade.

@DailyFaceoff

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@suffering_jeff @NYRangers Do we forget that Lafreniere was compared to Crosby. Come on Jeff the OHL is not the NHL.