Darren Hooker ⚒️

Father, Husband, Biker, Hammers fan.... Living in Dubai, heart in London.

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@HMRCgovuk Why are there no advisers available on the online chat currently?

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Hey @EntertainerUAE Why is the price for a brunch using your app (600dhs) almost TWICE the price of paying direct (320dhs)? Not exactly 2 for 1 🤔

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@DaveWalkerWHU Spot on pal

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@WestHam Was Bowen playing? Missing again. Luv him but not a captain and not a leader. We NEED a leader

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@TonyCottee9 Spot on TC. Must win and Nuno sets up not to lose (again) and it doesn’t work (again). He’s got to go. Clear out needed. Too many poor players. Also this is on Potter and Floppy

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@WestHam @thekingdombank_ Great. Another shite substitution. #nunoout

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Please tell me that Bruno got a yellow card for that reaction. @thefa @premierleague @FA_PGMOL #footballhasdied #conspiracy #corruption

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@EffTruck @TheBG_Show Surely this should read 3 Members guest (same weekend as open champ) 😂

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English football is dead. @premierleague has ruined football. #var has ruined football. Massive shirt pull is ignored and a slight tap on a players toe is a free kick. What a load of bollox

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@WestHam Nuno is too defensive too quickly AGAIN. Why is Pablo still on the pitch?

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Hey @WestHam we NEED a captain and leader. I love Jarrod but he’s not a leader. Look at Bruno Fernandes, Van Dyk, etc. they are leaders. Bowen is too nice and too gentle

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Game has gone… again. @premierleague @fa how on earth was that not a penalty to West Ham?

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@danwoff98 I’d prefer him to start over Pablo. Prem experience and can score goals. Pablo is too slow for the prem. slow thought and slow pace. Don’t dislike him but better options that we need right now

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@danwoff98 I know we’ve had this convo before but, He breaks up play, scores goals. Goes unnoticed by some fans. Such an asset.

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@danwoff98 Dino. Last few games…. Just wow!

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@danwoff98 Wouldn’t surprise me if he scores from a corner. Doing everything!

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@xMaccabix @alg0077 @hughlaurie @shevereshtus Yes really

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@shevereshtus The Jews are the one ethnically cleansing. Get your head out the clouds.

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@danwoff98 Maybe give him the armband and let Bowen relax and play his game?

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@4golfonline @HackItOutGolf I used to have them square but flare them both (front foot slightly more) so they now match the flare in my trousers! 😂