darren j d murphy

Married with twin daughters. Liverpool supporter since 1968. Favourite hobby Ice Skating, second home anywhere I can find an Ice Rink . Also like Golf

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@WendtheWalker Shame the sword didn't slip

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@Romi2656 Usually

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@Rhiachnash 8960

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@torvillanddean
Happy Birthday Jayne

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@ADplus00 If they're big enough to do the crime, then they should serve the time.

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The way Donald Trump @POTUS is signing executive orders for making America great, wonder if he can sign one to stop Disney being woke and get Song of the South reinstated to their back catalogue. Bring back Briar Rabbit, Briar Bear back.
That would be a "Zippa de do dah Day"

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@benonwine Ban it then

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@Mofoman360 Anyone would be better than Citizen Khan

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@benonwine I think she'd have read him his fortune at weekly meet up's by now.

[Reasoned @ReasonedUK]

If only

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@Danielibertari0 @RadioGenoa That little speech by Starmer can be summed up in a Sandwich

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@jenniferarcuri Is it me or has someone given him a good slap because he's sporting a fat bottom lip.

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@J4m13___ @EssexPR Bloke couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag .

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@phil_from_NG That is the look of a woman plotting her revenge on this spineless weasel.
I think this is going to get very interesting in the coming days.
Think the shit will distributed quicker than a disgruntled farmers muck spreader.

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@QprEver They've broken all records. The Tories had 14 yrs to piss off the electorate. This Labour government have managed it in 12 months.

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@Neccccy As Kylie would sing
We should be so lucky

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@GBNEWS Think you'll find we've been paying out for years. It's called Foreign Aid.

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@BLAIMGame She would have said
" This Lady's not for turning, but those bloody boats are.
Get the Admiralty on the phone now, they sank the Belgrano a few dinghies should be a piece of cake."

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@RosemaryConley @Mark_Hanretty Funny you should say that Rosemary so was I. Doesn't seem 40 years since I saw their 1st tour at Wembley.

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@Woo2Kaz That's been spruced up a bit, it used to be silver. I mean the Tram by the way.