DarrenAlexanderProbs

Darren Alexander's problems

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Looking great isn’t a problem, but the cost of it is starting to be #gettinghuge #darrenalexanderprobs

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When it’s your birthday and your friends make you ride a saddle in public #darrenalexanderprobs

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When you’re friend Briton from the 2nd grade doesn’t remember you or your friendship.. Darren probs 🙄 #darrenalexanderprobs

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When the diving board hits back #darrenalexanderprobs

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When everyone gives you crap for doin whatever Beau does #darrenalexanderprobs

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Pls follow #darrenalexanderprobs

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Haha nice #darrenalexanderprobs

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When kids don't understand how cool I am so I have to show them #darrenalexanderprobs

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Darren's muscles are so big that anyone who stands within 4 feet of him gets sucked into his gravitational pull. #darrenalexanderprobs

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When you walk around campus and students run away terrified because you've been hitting the gym hard #trapzilla #darrenalexanderprobs

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Only getting one one-week spring break #darrenalexanderprobs #springbreakprobs I'll just take another anyways

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Wasn't zone leader. Wasn't AP. #darrenalexanderprobs

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When your family plays your cards against humanity while your on your mission.. #darrenalexanderprobs

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When your mom sets your curfew for 10:30 #darrenalexanderprobs

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When you tell your friends to go home and they do. 2 hours later. #darrenalexanderprobs

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When I tell my friends not to come over, they still come over #darrenalexanderprobs

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My mom is starting to ask questions about all the peanut butter in my room.. Honest, it really is for the protein shakes #benson #durnprobs

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When your mom tells you to quit eating cinnamon rolls in bed because you keep spilling icing on the sheets.. #darrenalexanderprobs

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I wish Darren still tweeted