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sc-magicdarren find what keeps you young and hold on tight

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Ex girlf introduced me to her date as her cousin hahah I ain’t your cuz cuhh!

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Some y’all still have both your parents & it shows ❤️ love

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I’m about it, but why tf are people so horny rn! Lol let’s go

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Why are farts so much worse in the shower lol tf

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Bruh I think sometimes I’ve gone too far.. I give the “😂” emoji way too often, showing up to a date shes expecting a stand up

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

She get it poppin lockin droppin that birthday cake 🍑

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Never been on television before and now I’ll be on twice in the span of four days lol what is life

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Lol even the Lowe’s staff think I work here

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

One time I met friends at a bar, super hot chick says hi, we talk, she leaves, I join friend, “oh that was just my ex” sarcastic like and the waitress busted into laughter lol kinda funny

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

This one time, me and this one woman was sniffin noses and our nose rings connected and both got ripped out @ the same time lol kinda cool

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Lol thinking back to that time waking up 15 minutes before school in Ruby, throwing on a pair of pants, walking to school and not till lunch time someone pointed out I was wearing my sisters bell bottoms 😂

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It’s been too lonng since I’ve had that “we need to talk” text lol someone fuck me up, I’m bored

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Any of y’all that think you’re annoying? You’re annoying, read the room bro

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

@ndameliawaslike Wifeyy! Work that up do!

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What goes through a girls head when she sends a nude? What makes a girl want to send a nude? Like I’ll just leave this preview of my woo woos right here for you

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Isn’t it so weird how we have presidents on our dollar bills? Can you imagine having trump on our bills 😂

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Appreciate your grandparents today, they are so precious, so cute! Stuffing money & snacks in pockets & never have a hungry belly around them, full of history ❤️ g parents are dope!

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

As a youngster, I had a best friend that ate my half & finished his half of the pizza for dinner that I couldn’t eat because I was too hungover & didn’t want to get caught drinking 😂 that’s a friend

[choncho 👹 @darrenwright93]

Hahah that one fucking time we put tinfoil on @kyleprecious head & just got super hot!! 😂🤣

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How does the penis get so hard just with a little blood? This is crazy 😂