Darrin Bath

it doesn't pay to live life disgruntled

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

Why the hell haven't we domesticated squirrels by now?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Elvis Presley wore a cross, a star of David and the Hebrew letter chai because he didn't want to "miss out on heaven due to a technicality."

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

@alliechoii No. Not yet at least

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

I hate how much my schooling is interfering with my education

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

*45 minutes into watching the hateful eight with my brother*
"Wait, that's Samuel L. Jackson? He's black? I thought that was Morgan Freeman"

[swackk @NickSwackhamer]

Life is basically just a bunch of waiting, filled with stuff we do while we're waiting.

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

I think when I grow up, I'd like to be one of those dirty hippies my parents always warned me about

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

The only difference between culture and crazy is the number of people that buy in

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that #EarthDay exists as a day at all. Instead, maybe it should be extended to the whole year, and then repeated annually

[Liz Bissonette @lizbissonette]

Anxiety will be the death of me

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

Well.... today was definitely not the best day to forget my coat

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

"Is it just me, or do you think that U of M girls look like the cast of the Croods?" 😂😂😂😉
- @GilleyZack @MSUpartystories

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

I walk onto the job site after lunch to find my 57 year old dad hardcore jamming out/singing along to Fergalicious 😂😂😂😂

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

@Ty_Winston97 @DuncDavidsonL oops, that's my bad, buuuut it demonstrates my point. We make mistakes when we do things too quickly

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

@Ty_Winston97 @DuncDavidsonL I'm with George. Haste makes waste.

[Darrin Bath @darrin_bath]

@NickSwackhamer Who tf ever said that? Have you ever heard of Rob Gronkowski?!

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

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