Darroch mackay

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@rickyp99 Mmhhmm

[Alex @Alex55CM_]

Rio - missed drugs test - 8 months
Sturridge - betting - 4 months
Barton - betting - 18 months
Townsend - betting - 4 months
Anelka - fall out with coach- 18 games
Toure - Missed drugs test - 6 months
Kudela - racist - 10 games

But show racism the red card @uefa

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@McDonaldsUK half cooked floppy pale half portion chips. Canny even cook chips min. Shite @mcdonald Kirkcaldy retail park.

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@KirkcaldyPolice so im now left with a brand new born exposed to very strong passive weed smoke. Thanks for all your help. #notresponsible for my future actions!!
Never needed the police in all my life and probably won’t again.

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@KirkcaldyPolice few days and would not except it. So police call back at 16:45 and ask me to call back when i smell it again. My response- i was told officers would be there at some point to discuss. There response - no sorry that’s not on the report card.

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@KirkcaldyPolice called this morning, 11:10 roughly to report very pungent smell of weed coming from neighbours this morning which has been going on gor the best part of a year. Pointed out that i had given the neighbours repeated warnings that my new born would be here in next

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@KirkcaldyPolice hi. Just disturbed someone halfway through my front window tonight @ 03:55. The hallows, Kirkcaldy

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@A7eck whats this pish?

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@absoluteradio refurbishing Tropicana and vogue nightclub in inverness at 12:45 👍🏻👍🏻

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@absoluteradio Hi guys. Could you play simple minds - dont you forget about me for Colin (deep sea) Diver and the boys.

[Geordie Tipster @TheGeordieTips]

RT FOR BET 3!!!

⚽️ 22 WINS IN A ROW ⚽️

[Geordie Tipster @TheGeordieTips]

RT FOR BET 2!

⚽️ 21 WINS IN A ROW ⚽️

[The gruffalo @Duncanos1]

@VodafoneUKhelp tried to do this got the error msg attch. frm iphone and pc. Is anything easy with you guys?

[The gruffalo @Duncanos1]

@VodafoneUK ripped off. Cheated. Lied too. Extorted from. After 15 years a customer. Another wasted call HELP 😁😁

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@sarahmackayyy @naro__12 yes I did. We're neeburs.

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@naro__12 @sarahmackayyy meet my new pal. DJ BOOM.

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@naro__12 what's 5 guys?

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

Would advise all motorists from Dundee and fife to stay of the roads tomorrow!! @paisleyboys is back on the road!! #unsafe 💥🚙

[Darroch mackay @darroch3000]

@paisleyboys omg 😂😂😂😂