Taylor Swift could restart the Eras Tour tomorrow and perform the exact same setlist, and my ass would still be sitting on that grainy livestream every night like it was the very first night.
It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️
And that’s why I’ve never regretted buying any concert tickets, physical copies, or merch because this is what my favorite ethical billionaire is doing while y’all are trying to cancel her
Me in 2006 hearing Our Song for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2008 hearing Forever & Always for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2010 hearing The Story of Us for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2012 hearing All Too Well for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2014 hearing Wildest Dreams for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2017 hearing So It Goes… for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2019 hearing Death By A Thousand Cuts for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2020 hearing hoax for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2020 hearing right where you left me for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2022 hearing Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2024 hearing loml for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
Me in 2025 hearing Father Figure for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”
I'm a pretentious and snob Swiftie whose favorite album is Folklore and who, apart from Taylor, listens to mostly alternative and rock music and I'm telling you that Showgirl is a great album and I don't understand how you can't enjoy such fun, contagious and addictive songs.