Darry Danzig

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I'm a formost expert of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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@byduncanshields Sky of blue?

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@ThatMattLoeb I've been enjoying it.

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The Tea Song

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Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

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@VanPoetryHouse @cafedeuxsoleils @CFSW_FCSW https://t.co/mnkHsmVFvL

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if i go 
to sleep
in total darkness

why
is there still
light in my dreams?

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@ThatMattLoeb I wonder if there are any cities named after any high schools.

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why write poetry?
since poetry is for nerds
i choose not to write
#haiku

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@mixolos The Marx Brothers were brilliant.

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i try to pull a rabbit out of a hat
instead, i pull out a dinosaur
the audience is impressed nonetheless

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waking up after a silly dream
only to discover i'm still in a dream
i was really fooled
does my brain get a laugh out of fooling me

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i fell off the train and died
somehow i was able to write this poem
i am a ghostwriter
you can hire me
i hope i can cash cheques in heaven

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i shot an arrow into the sky
to see how far it could go

the sky died
a violent death

now when you look up
there is no sky

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maybe
i will 
write a poem 
or then maybe that dream
is sailing away
for what use is another poem?

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@kundalinicowgrl @mixolos @VanPoetrySlam

It's https://t.co/MdHkJgxDLe

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@bigtallduncan will you actually show up with instruments?

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Matt Loeb taught me about subtweets and this is a subtweet.

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@ThatMattLoeb what's a subtweet?

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now dawn has arrived
of course, i love the morning
but let me sleep first
#haiku