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[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@Gosleepriya Brain

[Brien Blakely @BrienBlakelyTV]

Today’s shower 🔥😎 by @growth_spark @darryl_asmith @Comedysales

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@RepTroyNehls News struggling for headlines since they can’t just make false propaganda narratives now.

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@RNicholasBurns @WSJ @Harvard Burns seems to be irrelevant after his decision to ban US gov employees from having romantic involvement with Chinese citizens. Updated version right before Trump took office. #hmm

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@meelonmuskusa 8452893

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@billburr Husband said “the storm won’t be close to where we are at.” #marriagechess

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@wsoctv That’s awesome! Is it possible to get some feedback from the firefighters and police officers on their thoughts on the raise?

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@JoeBrunoWSOC9 Are they waiting on their bags from flights that were canceled?

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@VacationFriends @LilRel4 @JohnCena Good flick! Funny!

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

I love @SharkWeek and I’m terrified of getting into waters over knee high, except a lake. @SHAQ How did you overcome that fear? I know one will grab my bi leg, because I’m a top water kind of guy. The odds are with me. #SharkWeek

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

The earpiece makes them look like the Secret Service is playing. #TheMatch

[cam @climaxximus]

mario: I hate you

wario: and I hate you

mario:

wario:

mario: do you wanna play tennis

wario: lmao hell yeah

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

I had a dream last night that I couldn’t go to sleep and apparently, I slept during the entire dream. I can’t even explain how miserable that nights sleep was. Tab done put a spell on me. #marriagechess

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

I don't understand why button up jeans are relevant, there is not one advantage over zippered. I struggle just to get my shirt sleeves buttoned. #justsayin #umissedabutton

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

Last round of 2019. — at Firethorne Country Club https://t.co/8uaLgM4nFi

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

Tab driving us on Blue Ridge Parkway / Great Smokies Guide, pulling 4 G’s on every turn. #notscenictoday

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

Was telling Lindsey how I won 23 million over the weekend playing online poker. She said "for real", which I responded "if you ever win anything million, don't tell anybody, but your lawyer." #Lifelessons #fakemoney #Youarenotmylawyer

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

Missed trash pickup today and had another cans worth that wouldn’t fit. So, tonight I will be gifting a bag of trash to each of my neighbor’s empty cans. #marriagechess

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

@TigerWoods Way to set the standard! Good job!

[darryl smith @darryl_asmith]

Tab thinks if she keeps 10 dozen eggs in the fridge, we can eat for a week. #friedeggs #scrambledeggs #egginahole #eggsalad #deviledeggs #bolognaandeggsandwhich #eggsbenedict #baconeggcheesesandwhich... https://t.co/kEbZYWA2T8