yard dog

good ideas. as a woman, sometimes i like to post my L's

[m@i @m4iizan]

can I haunt u? like romantically

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@dadurath YO

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@NiceCalfHaver yeah :~( sorry

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@luvs2sushi9 catch me sobbing in my car rn frfr

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@sad13 omg thank u*~*~*~

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@0ldmankory this is a really good collection of words

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@RiggingsMusicOk 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 vvvvv true thank you <3

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@rossfoghorn OMFG

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

i did the 0.5 horse thing to j*ck wh*te's taxidermy bongo in the green room in nashville

[Andrew Ferguson @epiktistes]

cops protecting food rapidly rotting in powerless stores from people who just lost everything pretty much sums up the role they proudly, violently occupy in our society

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

do u guys wanna go to backlick. it's only 2 dollars

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@luvs2sushi9 dude

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

in the D of C

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

fair enough

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

me: "why isn't anyone trying to rizz me up?"
*goes to leave the house* should i...
put on clothes i didn't sleep in? no✅
wash my face? no✅
redo my hair since i woke up? no✅
tweeze my eyebrows? no✅
wear makeup? no✅
do anything except go to work? no✅
wear cute shoes? no✅

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@NiceCalfHaver 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

nvm lightning struck twice ⚡️

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

@daowns nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[yard dog @darryl_fish]

*sitting in a very uncomfortable and unnatural position at work to hide my extremely graphic twitter feed that has extremely escalated since likes became private*